Why McDonald's uses Frozen Meat

This is a fictional horror story. Don't take it seriously!

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It was a nice day... For a worker at McDonald's, until a strange man with a black hoodie and slack jeans came in. When the worker asked the man to pay, he noticed that his wallet had hundreds of dollars. The Worker was forcefully inquisitive, and demanded how he got all of that money. (See, the worker was barely getting by with the money he had)

“Well you see, it’s called a monopoly.” He said with a glint of acrimony in his eyes.

“What is your secret, I won’t tell anyone else it?” He asked

“I guess I can tell you” He leaned closer to the worker, “Francisco Redi conducted an experiment that showed that flies grew from not meat, but they were attracted to it. The secret is, that you let the flies eat the meat, then one it is all gone and you have all the flies in one room you put them in a blender, and then you have great meat.” After that, the man walked out of the building with a smug look on his face.

The man did what the man said, and he put the flies and meat in a separate room. When he came back in there he gathered them into a jar. He winced as he turned on the blender and he could hear their exoskeletons being smashed. He clicked the puree button, and the smashing just got worse. He ran out of the room for a couple minutes forgetting the blender entirely. Until at the end of the shift he realized he had forgotten to turn it off. He ran in and saw the perfect meat still being turned by the blades.

He did this for a while and yes, the customers loved it. That was until someone found the wing of a fly in their burger, and called the health inspector. The health inspector came the next day and was horrified by all of the meat that was crawling with maggots that the people were eating. That location was shut down for good, and they used frozen meat from then on. The one thing is, they never found the man who did it. He could still be working at a different location near you.

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Credited to Vincent's Intentions

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