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Super Mario Sunshine 666!

I was sitting on the couch, playing PokemonPokémon Red on my Gameboy Advance. A cool breeze came in through my shutters. I sit like this for what I estimate to be about half an hour before my doorbell rings, and I get up to answer it after quickly stretching out. The door swangswung open. My best friend was outside. He looked down at his feet. My friend lives nowhere near me, though. I asked him what was going on and he said nothing. shaking his head. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a flash drive. He handed it to me and slowly walked away.

I brought the flashdriveflash drive closer to examine it. There was a lablelabel on it, not to be confused with a label. What is a lablelabel? What is a label? Fuck off. The lablelabel read "Super Mario Sunshine 666." How clichecliché. Being the total stupid fuck that I am, I was going to play the game. So I walked to my room, and put the flash drive in. The computer was off, but it suddenly turned on. It skipped the computer log in and displayed "NINTENDO, 86, 96, 06." I realized these were years: 1986, 1996, 2006. All ten years apart. Some kind of pattern. And the last number of each year? It totally isn't it leading up to "666" or anything clichecliché like that, trust me, even though I don't know this because iI'm a completely clueless person who just started using this flashdriveflash drive.

The cinematic with Mario, Peach, and Toadsworth on the plane started. It made the noise when you press start, and the cinematic stopped. It showed me a picture of Reggie. It asked "Is your body Reggie?" There were two options: Yes, or No. I paused a quick moment to screenshot Reggie's face, and examine. Blood was dripping from his eyes and he had 666 written on his head. It looked like someone drew it in MS Paint, but it was really scary and real. Before I write what I answered, I would supply said photo of Reggie, but iI'm not logged in so I can't post photos.

AccordiongAccording to the paper, Mario Mario had committed a string of murders on three occasions. In 1986, a couple reportedly was attacked by a man who came out of a tube. This reported by the wife, who's husband was killed trying to protect her. She hid and heard outside screams while dialing 911. It was believed there were 10 killings, and according to the wife she heard the killer talking to himself saying "We only need a few more sacrifices for Satan, but I want to do some extras." There were several variations of the 1996 slayings, however, most of them agree that Mario appeared at about midnight during a party at a suburban home. The lone survivor said that the lights went out, everyone went silent and stopped moving. Some whispered that they heard footsteps, and a short, dark figure ran torwardstowards the group. The survivor said that's when the killings occuredoccurred. He walked away from the reporter crying afterwards. The 2006 string is largely mysterious.

That was a long, dark read for a Mario game. And I was scared. Fear was all over my body. It showed Mario in the mental hospital again. He said sadly "I swear, it wasn't me, it was the evil shadow!" to no one. He looked forlorn, like he had given up on life. It went away from him, and big bold black text appeared on the screen: "You said you were Reggie. The truth came." I told myself it was over now, and took the flashdriveflash drive out. The computer shut down. I threw the cartridge into the driveway, the horror still fresh in my mind. A van quickly rushed by, and I knew exactly why it was here. The dark figure appeared. I hid under my car. It searched my house, and then left. It picked up the cartridge, outside, laughing. The demon got back in the van and I heard screams, crying for help. The van was then gone. The cries for help still haunt me today.

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