World Domination by Ravens
July, 2019
Hear me out before calling me insane. The first hominids had brains the size of modern chimps and gorillas. HOWEVER, some time millions and millions of years ago, they started eating meat. It provided much more energy than many other foods. As a result, their brains got bigger. Then, years after that, we started to cook our food. Even more energy and even bigger brains. Until it evolved into us, Homo sapiens.
Ravens are very smart birds. Scientists taught them how to use sticks and other simple tools. But they could learn even more than that. What if... ravens started eating cooked food? Would they get even smarter? What if they developed some form of sympathy towards other animals and thought that we are the villains? I mean, we are the ones that encage other animals, illegally sell them and treat them poorly. Of course that we have the opposite of that, but what if they only see that side? WHAT IF THEY START A BIRD REVOLUTION??
July, some year, 7AM
I'm not the original owner. This is really, REALLY old! But I found this. I read this. And this... turned into reality! The ravens are now slightly smarter than us. They have proclaimed war against us many years ago. It's still going on.
Some time in the afternoon
They found me and shot at me. Luckily, my clock deflected their shot. However, my clock broke. I'm now hiding behind this box. They are in the floor below me, but there are some parts that are made of glass, which means that they could see me. I need to get out of here! I can't wait here forever.
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After that, nothing else was written.
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