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"Indeed, very stupid." I grabbed J'zargo by the ear and dragged him to the living quarters. "Now, let us fuck each other's brains out for the reader's amusement and maybe after that we'll have a quick skooma break before going again."
"Indeed, very stupid." I grabbed J'zargo by the ear and dragged him to the living quarters. "Now, let us fuck each other's brains out for the reader's amusement and maybe after that we'll have a quick skooma break before going again."


*PICTURE CENSORED*
{{*}}PICTURE CENSORED*


"J'zargo only has so much room to carry things."
"J'zargo only has so much room to carry things."
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"If you finish inside J'zargo will have you torn apart by angry atronauchs ..."
"If you finish inside J'zargo will have you torn apart by angry atronauchs ..."


*SERIOUSLY YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE THIS*
{{*}}SERIOUSLY YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE THIS*


"Nnnnngheeeeeugh!"
"Nnnnngheeeeeugh!"
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"Luckily for you, my friend, I have forty-nine-million, eight-thousand, three-hundred and twelve skoomas smuggled in through Mianus."
"Luckily for you, my friend, I have forty-nine-million, eight-thousand, three-hundred and twelve skoomas smuggled in through Mianus."


*skooma break*
{{*}}skooma break*


When they finally released me and gave me my shit back, I decided to go back to the College. Tolfdir was pretty pissed at me for simply disposing of the dwarven sword in the ocean rather than giving it to Calcelmo like he asked me. He even tried to get Samus Aran the arch-mage to kick me out of the College, but he was still amazed at my shouting abilities to send Argonians flying off mountains.
When they finally released me and gave me my shit back, I decided to go back to the College. Tolfdir was pretty pissed at me for simply disposing of the dwarven sword in the ocean rather than giving it to Calcelmo like he asked me. He even tried to get Samus Aran the arch-mage to kick me out of the College, but he was still amazed at my shouting abilities to send Argonians flying off mountains.
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"Perhaps Y'iff is right."
"Perhaps Y'iff is right."

==Da present yo==
==Da present yo==
"I'm fairly certain that never happened," Un'ethikl Usar corrected Paarthurnax's story.
"I'm fairly certain that never happened," Un'ethikl Usar corrected Paarthurnax's story.
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"Basically, I'm into bdsm."
"Basically, I'm into bdsm."

===A few seconds later yo===
===A few seconds later yo===
"Yes!" Paarthurnax moaned. "Whip me harder!"
"Yes!" Paarthurnax moaned. "Whip me harder!"
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"Ah, yes! I'm such a bad dragon!"
"Ah, yes! I'm such a bad dragon!"


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