YO MOMMA IS A GHOST
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I was sleeping on my bed in my bedroom when there was suddenly a very terrifying loaf man under my bed. "Mr. Loaf Man, Loaf me a Man" he meowed ominously
"Oh hecc oh fricc" I screamed. "There is a MAN under my BED!"
My mom came racing in. "LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE PUNK YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO LOOK AT MEN."
So I dug my own eyeballs out and then the loaf just up and murdered my mom and she is now a ghost who haunts me whenever I look at men. Even the weather man.
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Credited to mysticaltater
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