Yes, It's Possible to Die of Boredom

So work has been really slow today and I'm really bored. I started picking my toenails. I looked at old emails. I slurped some weird black fluid. I looked up 101 Ways to Spice Up Your Work Lunch. I crocheted a hat for my dead cat. I asked for more work. But nothing helped my boredom.

So as I looked at my twin monitors, letting eye strain get the best of me, I saw the light. And I died. My spirit floated out of my hideous misshapen body and rested on my corpse's leg.

Am a ghost now. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOb. So I possessed my coworker and am making him write this on my phone before I make him commit eat vertical tortilla chip.

So if you're wondering yes it's possible to die of boredom but it's kind of rad because I can just float all the way down the toilet into the sewer system UwU

---

Credited to mysticaltater 

Comments • 0

Loading comments...