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Revision as of 10:31, 7 April 2021
First Day
*PizzaCerulean enters the chat*
His friends, DubaiRock and EiffelCroissant were there.
PizzaCerulean: Hello my peoples.
EiffelCroissant: Hey man!
DubaiRock: Yo skid.
EiffelCroissant: I just got yelled at by my dad. Luckily I'm not grounded.
PizzaCerulean: Come across that too.
PizzaCerulean: Yeah, it's traumatizing. You're lucky.
DubaiRock: I have a new computer because my other one had stupid viruses.
PizzaCerulean: Anyway. I'd like to do random stuff on YouTube but I've been banned due to "violation of the Community Guidelines".
*IdleTulip joins the server*
It was a very mysterious user. Its avatar was black. Not much to say until we progress into this story.
PizzaCerulean: And I really wasn't expecting someone to join us.
IdleTulip: why think door
EiffelCroissant: What does that MEAN!?
IdleTulip: why think door why think about window
The chat window turned somewhat black.
IdleTulip: why slam it why think door window must floor toys
*PizzaCerulean, DubaiRock, and EiffelCroissant were banned from the server*
*The server has closed*
The Next Day
*PizzaCerulean, DubaiRock, and EiffelCroissant have made a new server*
PizzaCerulean: Okay I didn't get a thing out of that NOR did I expect us to get banned from the server.
DubaiRock: That'll be horrific...
PizzaCerulean: Let's try to do a normal conversation.
EiffelCroissant: OW MY FINGER!!!!1!!111!
PizzaCerulean: What the hay happened?
EiffelCroissant: It's bleeding...
EiffelCroissant: I'm crying in real life
*IdleTulip joins the server*
PizzaCerulean: Not again...
IdleTulip: Why break crab who digs for Buddha
*DubaiRock has been blocked globally*
EiffelCroissant: OH MY GOD MY HAND IS GREEN
EiffelCroissant: WHAT DO I DO
IdleTulip: Why do toilet
*EiffelCroissant dies in real life*
PizzaCerulean: Eiffel!
PizzaCerulean: EIFFEL RESPOND!!!
IdleTulip: Why respond lamp on bongos when maps
PizzaCerulean's whole desktop turns black. His desktop shortcuts have been renamed to "why think doors". He was still the only surviving.
IdleTulip: Why be here when trees
PizzaCerulean had his whole computer shut down. The time had fast forwarded to 1:00 AM. He went to sleep.
Aftermath
TalkTiming has been removed from databases around the Internet in 2013, after the story of the incident had been leaked by PizzaCerulean on a blog.
As of then, PizzaCerulean had been living normally yet depressed. His friends DubaiRock and EiffelCroissant haven't been there since. We have already heard that Eiffel had died. DubaiRock had been lost since then.