'The Dark Side of the Moon' Chronicles, Part 3
When we got to the destroyed neighborhood that we had destroyed, we were shocked. The were secret agents everywhere, inspecting the damage and shit. We knew we'd have to be stealthy, so we attached silencers to our pistols and took most of the agents out silently and without anyone else noticing. Eventually, a lone vigilante noticed us and we tried to shoot him but we were out of ammo. In self-defense, he had no choice but to shoot me, but his safety was on. In the split-second it took for him to turn it off, we had all passed him and escaped, but I had stayed behind to strangle him to death.
We then saw some officers of the Syldavian army inspecting the area. After killing two, we took their grenades and sent two low-ranking members to do the dirty work. With the entire army gone, we continued and found an interesting thing in one of the houses. It was a poster of a triangle being penetrated by a rainbow, and the caption said, "Pink Floyd: The Dark Side of the Moon". We knew this was interesting, so we decided to seek out this "Pink Floyd". After doing some research, we found out they were due to perform in Toronto (I didn't mention that this story takes place in Canada, did I? In my universe, Canada and Syldavia have the same government!), so we went there, found them, and killed them all. The sun immediately rose and the dark faded. Hooray! Then we realized that the dark faded because it had become day. Damn! We frisked the bodies and found a cellphone. The cellphone's profile picture was of the color pink. Interesting...
We knew what to do now! We had to destroy everything pink!
3 months later, the color pink is finally eliminated, but it has become night and night is dark now. Damn! We realized that pink has four letters, and four rhymes with whore, and our leader's mom is a whore, which means...
BARACK OBAMA IS RESPONSIBLE!
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