'The Dark Side of the Moon' Chronicles, Part 4
Three weeks had passed and the police were still looking for us. While on the hide-out we discovered something:
Obama has five letters; Pope has four letters
Five plus four is nine
Nine rhymes with pine
Pine rhymes with lime
Lime is a green lemon
Green
Green is the color of Kermit the Frog.
Frog rhymes with bog
Bog is a type of environment
Environment was spelled incorrectly in the above sentence
It was a typo
Typo has four letters
Four rhymes with door
Doors have hinges
Door hinge rhymes with orange
Oranges are orange
Orange has 6 letters
6 is the number after 5
There are four letters in the number 5
5 plus 4 is 9
6 + 9 is HAHAHAHAHAHA 69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Laughter equals comedy
Mike Myers does comedy
Mike Myers is Canadian
Therefore, Canada is responsible for this mess!
So we nuked Canada, killing millions of innocents, and now we're undercover in another country. As we mentioned above, the police have been hunting us down for three weeks so far ever since we obliterated Canada with a nuke.
We saw some Syldavian soldiers arrive and massacre the entire village we were in for no reason, so we hid in a cave. In this cave, we discovered a polite-looking man with a beard. I spoke up and asked in Arabic (Did I mention that I have Arab blood and know Arabic?!?!?!?!?!?!) if he knew why the night was so dark. I also asked him nicely to not kill us. He spoke in Arabic and I translated.
He said, "How the fuck am I supposed to know that shit, man? Bro, I been locked up in this fuckin' cave for 69 years, bro I aint had noone to holla da news at me ever since i faked my death bro by the way did i mention im tupac and ive been disguised as this arab guy dis whole fuckin' time fool? yeahz i faked my death as tupac and became dis guy and THEN i faked my fuckin' death a second fuckin' time bro now get outta here bro 'fore I pop a cap in yo ass".
We were offended by his mean words so we left, but not before stealing his assault rifle. I was going to kill him, but the gang talked me out of it since Tupac was cool. We decided to just go kill some Syldavians instead.
After doing so, we realized that all these Syldavian soldiers were white and so were we, which meant that WE WERE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE NIGHT BEING DARK!!1!
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