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Oi lads, listen up! If ya in the Londis and take the B69 bus up to the statue of Mc Burberry, turn right and you will see this cafe called ‘Look at the title moron.’ On the front door, there’ll be pentagram that smells of ball sweat and a sign that says this,
Oi lads, listen up! If ya in the Londis and take the B69 bus up to the statue of Mc Burberry, turn right and you will see this cafe called 'Look at the title moron.' On the front door, there'll be pentagram that smells of ball sweat and a sign that says this,


“Some dude drew a pentagram on me front door and smeared it with ball sweat. So now a bunch of Goddamn demons are here and will kill you as soon as you walk in. There is legit no escape, ain’t being funny here mate, just don’t fucking walk through the door, take the back so you don’t fucking die.”
"Some dude drew a pentagram on me front door and smeared it with ball sweat. So now a bunch of Goddamn demons are here and will kill you as soon as you walk in. There is legit no escape, ain't being funny here mate, just don't fucking walk through the door, take the back so you don't fucking die."


Since I’m a hood mofo and don’t listen to shit I walked right through there and fucking died.
Since I'm a hood mofo and don't listen to shit I walked right through there and fucking died.


Moral of the story? None you dumbass.
Moral of the story? None you dumbass.
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[[Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep]]
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Latest revision as of 18:44, 22 August 2023

Oi lads, listen up! If ya in the Londis and take the B69 bus up to the statue of Mc Burberry, turn right and you will see this cafe called 'Look at the title moron.' On the front door, there'll be pentagram that smells of ball sweat and a sign that says this,

"Some dude drew a pentagram on me front door and smeared it with ball sweat. So now a bunch of Goddamn demons are here and will kill you as soon as you walk in. There is legit no escape, ain't being funny here mate, just don't fucking walk through the door, take the back so you don't fucking die."

Since I'm a hood mofo and don't listen to shit I walked right through there and fucking died.

Moral of the story? None you dumbass.


Credited to ripmyinbox42069 

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