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[[File:Coily.jpg|thumb|192px|NOOOO SPRINGS!]]

Coily is back, and he's more evil than ever!
Coily is back, and he's more evil than ever!


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To join Coily's army of darkness, you must:
To join Coily's army of darkness, you must:

*Never abuse springs<br />
*Never abuse springs
*Understand how vital springs are to our lives. Springs don't need us; we need them.<br />
*Understand how vital springs are to our lives. Springs don't need us; we need them.
*Yearn to have your own plush Coily doll, preferably with a pullstring to play hilarious Coily clips.<br />
*Yearn to have your own plush Coily doll, preferably with a pullstring to play hilarious Coily clips.
*Refuse to work for any other demonic sprites... *including* Mike's Socks' Sprite. ESPECIALLY Mike's Socks' Sprite.<br />
*Refuse to work for any other demonic sprites... *including* Mike's Socks' Sprite. ESPECIALLY Mike's Socks' Sprite.
*More things if I think of them.
*More things if I think of them.

Are you in?
Are you in?


Found [http://www.exisle.net/mb/index.php?/topic/6756-announcing-coilys-army-of-darkness/ here.]
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