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And then it said in Korean for 3 seconds “U r next I’m gonna KIL U Maxin Troythong! 666 STAM KILL DIE FIRE DEATH DEMON I WILL KILL YU AND DRUBK UR BLUD DEAF TEH DEF HAD RISEN HAIL SATAN DIE” I don’t know I’m not good at names I mean it is mah real name! Ho did it know MAH name?! And a loud voice said “DIE!”
And then it said in Korean for 3 seconds “U r next I’m gonna KIL U Maxin Troythong! 666 STAM KILL DIE FIRE DEATH DEMON I WILL KILL YU AND DRUBK UR BLUD DEAF TEH DEF HAD RISEN HAIL SATAN DIE” I don’t know I’m not good at names I mean it is mah real name! Ho did it know MAH name?! And a loud voice said “DIE!”


I beat and smashed da VHS with a sludgehamna boarned it and threw it in the road. I called BicMoanDen and they said “Wut? How did u find it? The show creaptar Daverd has been slowly losing his grip of realmity since da 2013 pilot and has put his exizemtal crisis into da weekly funnies and lolz of Da LaLooods Home. And people by into dis leye day after day.”
I beat and smashed da VHS with a sludgehamna boarned it and threw it in the road. I called BicMoanDen and they said “Wut? How did u find it? The show creaptar Daverd has been slowly losing his grip of realmity since da 2013 pilot and has put his exizemtal crisis into da biweekly funnies and lolz of Da LaLooods Home. And people by into dis leye day after day.”


The next day, I was champing sum veggies 4 dinnah and saw a Lincoln plushie holqng a BGNIFE! I scweoned and slut its throat, put it in a box, fed it 2 a shark, fed it 2 a lion, and fed it 2 a tiger!
The next day, I was champing sum veggies 4 dinnah and saw a Lincoln plushie holqng a BGNIFE! I scweoned and slut its throat, put it in a box, fed it 2 a shark, fed it 2 a lion, and fed it 2 a tiger!


Then weld later, my fat pailmab “Bort” whose name is Bort? Came and threw me a pockoge than disopoared in thin smoke which was da VHS again. I scweaned!
Then 3 welks later, my fat pailmab “Bort” whose name is Bort? Came ant 3:00 A.M and threw me a pockoge than disopoared in thin smoke which was da VHS again. I scweaned!


I plaid it and saw anatber file simply titled “Bort” which just showed every1 in da show and VHS all dead excebt Lincoln who was flying around with demobnic wings and hyperrealistic blood from his eyes and Sonic gave an evil lauf! Sonic swoaped down and cut Lincoln’s head off wit a sword and gun hyperrealistic blud shit out everybere and Sonic shouted “I. AM. GOD!” The screen went black for 8.532 seconds.
I plaid it and saw anatber file simply titled “Bort” which just showed every1 in da show and Lost Episoad including da red eye all dead excebt Lincoln who was flying around with demobnic wings and hyperrealistic blood from his eyes and Sonic gave an evil lauf! Sonic swoaped down and cut Lincoln’s head off wit a sword and gun hyperrealistic blud shit out everybere and Sonic shouted “I. AM. GOD!” The screen went black for 8.532 seconds.


Den, Sonik gets in a epik fite wit Bleff The Biller, Slundermab, and EVILPATRIIIIIIIIXXXXXXXX! Da battel waz epik until soon, SHREK oppeared abd decapitated them with his onion breaf! And said, “Ah! Dey should’ve checked demselves before dey shreked themselves laddy!” I pissed mah pants and had a kidney failure!
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Susbenli, a GIANT BLOODY DOG verzian of Lincoln came crazin frew the TV screen if da naficial BicMoanDen Studios and hit my head right off my body and I’m now dead! And my ghastl wrote this! You are reading a story by a ghastl and I am mauntbing you!

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Susbenli, a GIANT BLOODY DOG verzian of Lincoln came crazin frew the TV screen if da naficial BicMoanDen Studios and hit my head right off my body which caused an EXPLOSION which killed every1 including Shrek Bort and da bludy dog! I’m now dead! And my ghastl wrote this! You are reading a story by a ghastl and I am mauntbing you!


Look out da window. I’m outdoif da houd watching yu right now! EEEEEKKK!!!! Still, I wanna know wut da message meant…
Look out da window. I’m outdoif da houd watching yu right now! EEEEEKKK!!!! Still, I wanna know wut da message meant…
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Hello, Maxin Troythong, I’m here!
Hello, Maxin Troythong, I’m here!

De End


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