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For some reason, it took me to a website called "EdAMV.net". The only thing on this website was a link to a downloadable video entitled, "Ed, Edd n Eddy fanmade music video". Being downright addicted to Ed, Edd n Eddy, I clicked it. I didn't care that this website didn't have any Club Penguin membership. |
For some reason, it took me to a website called "EdAMV.net". The only thing on this website was a link to a downloadable video entitled, "Ed, Edd n Eddy fanmade music video". Being downright addicted to Ed, Edd n Eddy, I clicked it. I didn't care that this website didn't have any Club Penguin membership. |
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Once I clicked the link, it downloaded the video in a millisecond. Pretty weird it downloaded that fast, considering my computer was slow as fuck. Anyway, the file was entitled, " |
Once I clicked the link, it downloaded the video in a millisecond. Pretty weird it downloaded that fast, considering my computer was slow as fuck. Anyway, the file was entitled, "ed_death_amv.avi" (because all video files in Creepypastas are .avi files, right?). I loaded it into Windows Media Player, grabbed some Cheetos, and clicked "play". |
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The video started off pretty normally, with the Ed, Edd n Eddy intro. The only thing weird about it was that Eddy looked |
The video started off pretty normally, with the Ed, Edd n Eddy intro. The only thing weird about it was that Eddy looked stinkier than normal (I'm pretty sure that's not even possible), and he was punching Ed's pecs with hyper-realistic bloodshot eyes! This lasted for the remainder of the intro. |
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Then, it cut to the actual AMV (by the way, for those of you who don't know what these are, they're anime music videos that I sometimes like to beat my meat to). It consisted of Eddy's |
Then, it cut to the actual AMV (by the way, for those of you who don't know what these are, they're anime music videos that I sometimes like to beat my meat to). It consisted of Eddy's older brother shoving Plank, Jonny 2x4's piece of wood, down Eddy's throat in a very violent manner while anime fight music played in the background! Jonny then ran up to Eddy's brother with hyper-realistic anime eyes and shouted, "Plank, what the fuck?! I thought we had something special!" |
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"I'm sorry, Jonny, but you're just not my type..." Plank sobbed, being covered in hyper-realistic anime saliva. |
"I'm sorry, Jonny, but you're just not my type..." Plank sobbed, being covered in hyper-realistic anime saliva and blood. |
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Jonny sobbed, wiping hyper-realistic anime tears off of his unnatural hyper-realistic anime face. "Plank, you know I wanted to start a family with you!" |
Jonny sobbed, wiping hyper-realistic anime tears off of his unnatural hyper-realistic anime face. "Plank, you know I wanted to start a family with you when we were in our 20s!" |
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Suddenly, Double D jumped out from behind Eddy's Brother's |
Suddenly, Double D jumped out from behind Eddy's Brother's couch and started screeching while he destroyed his own magnifying glass with hyper-realistic bloodshot anime eyes! "EDDY'S BIG BROTHER IS MIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEEEE!!!!" he screamed, sounding somewhat like a character from the anime Undertale. |
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He then climbed up the wall and |
He then climbed up the wall and fell on Ed and Eddy while saying, "Yum-yum-yum-yum-yum! Delicioso! Time to die!" while sounding like a shoujo anime character! Then, the video ended. |
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I just sat there, staring at the computer monitor, thinking, ''What the fuck did I just see?'' My |
I just sat there, staring at the computer monitor, thinking, ''What the fuck did I just see?'' My eyes were unnaturally dry after I finished watching the AMV. This was strange because usually when I finished watching an AMV, I would tear up because I am a hypersensitive manchild. |
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I reported this video to the police, and it turns out my little sister had created this fan-animation (it was animated in Flash, just so you know), and uploaded it to a malware-ridden website, which ended up giving my computer a hyper-realistic virus. My little sister was later arrested for terrorizing people. |
I reported this video to the police, and it turns out my little sister had created this fan-animation (it was animated in Flash, just so you know), and uploaded it to a malware-ridden website, which ended up giving my computer a hyper-realistic virus. My little sister was later arrested for terrorizing people. |
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And I've never |
And I've never watched an AMV again. |
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