Even More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen

The final part of the "Jeff Spinoffs" quadrilogy. Currently a work in progress.

Rules for entries: No Jeff vs./meets (insert trollpasta character here), no Jane stuff, no ALL CAPS, and nothing that's already been used in the previous three installations.

Jeff Drinks Ink

Jeff Drinks Coke and Eats Mentos

Jeff Drinks All The Tea In China

Jeff Loses The Game

Jeff vs. Hurricane Sandy

Jeff Plays Golf

Jeff Inserts An Entire Marching Band Into His Ass

Jeff Steals The Klopmann Diamond

Jeff Plays Action 52

Jeff Gets The Munchies

Jeff Has An Existential Crisis

Jeff Converts To Rastafarianism

Jeff Catches Thumbtacks On His Eyes

Jeff Gets A Pedicure

Jeff Gets Drafted Into The Military

Jeff Listens to Ziggy Stardust

Jeff Becomes A Cowboy and Joins the Circus

Jeff Goes To A Blood Drive

Jeff learns Kung Fu

Jeff Tries To Get His Drivers' License

Jeff's Hot Flash

Jeff vs. Ringworm

Jeff vs. The Red Ring of Death

Jeff vs. The Blue Screen of Death

Jeff Takes Knockout Drops

Jeff Bites His Nails

Jeff's Salt Lick

Jeff Suffers A Panic Attack

Jeff Gets Gingivitis

Jeff Gets His Teeth Knocked Out

Jeff Gets Shot In The Kneecaps

Jeff's Hand Gets Chopped Off And Replaced With A Hook

Jeff Loses His Favorite Knife

Jeff Catches Smiledog's Fleas

Jeff Gets Dragged Away By White Horses

Jeff's Fancy New Boots

Jeff Sits Around Watching TV All Day

Jeff Goes To Qahog

Jeff Becomes A Stand-Up Comedian

Jeff Becomes A Ganguro (look it up)

Jeff Re-Enacts Goatse

Jeff Balances A Car On His Head

Jeff Burns Chick Tracts

Jeff hits BEN with giant Fists Of Graft (tm)

Jeff's Beer Belly (or should I say, blood belly)

Jeff's Daiperfur Fetish

Jeff Spontenaously Floats Away

Jeff Watches Helplessley As BEN Degenerates Into A Mess Of Garbled Polygons

Jeff Forgets To Pay His Cable Bill