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[[File:The_hyper-realistic_cartridge.jpg|thumb|The hyper-realistic cartridge]]
Evil The Legend of Zelda


So I'm a big Zelda fan, and I have lots of nostalgia with it. So I decided to search for a copy on eBay. When I searched "the legend of zelda nes" I only found one game. It was a gray cartridge, and had a paper label. In ketchup, or blood, the label said "ZELDA ONE".
So I'm a big Zelda fan, and I have lots of nostalgia with it. So I decided to search for a copy on eBay. When I searched "the legend of zelda nes" I only found one game. It was a gray cartridge, and had a paper label. In ketchup, or blood, the label said "ZELDA ONE".
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So I bought it.
So I bought it.


The price was $6.66. I thought that was a little odd, how it was so cheap and all. When the mailman came to my house the next week, and he gave me the game. I eagerly ran back inside to play the game. I also expected the mailman to leave, but he didn't. He just stood there, watching me. I just ignored it and plugged the game in. But when it started up, it was all glitchy. Then I realized that I put it in an N64. So I got out my Nintendo NES and hooked it up and started the game. [[File:The_hyper-realistic_cartridge.jpg|thumb|The hyper-realistic cartridge]]
The price was $6.66. I thought that was a little odd, how it was so cheap and all. When the mailman came to my house the next week, and he gave me the game. I eagerly ran back inside to play the game. I also expected the mailman to leave, but he didn't. He just stood there, watching me. I just ignored it and plugged the game in. But when it started up, it was all glitchy. Then I realized that I put it in an N64. So I got out my Nintendo NES and hooked it up and started the game.


The game acted normally until I got to the 1st dungeon boss. When I beat it, the room was covered in ketchup. When I went into the room where the Triforce usually is, instead it was the dragons heart. Then, when I went to collect it, Link started eating it! There was one thing I had to say after that: "Hey, it's a glitch. Happens all the time." So I reset the console only to find that when I hit it, the screen changed.
The game acted normally until I got to the 1st dungeon boss. When I beat it, the room was covered in ketchup. When I went into the room where the Triforce usually is, instead it was the dragons heart. Then, when I went to collect it, Link started eating it! There was one thing I had to say after that: "Hey, it's a glitch. Happens all the time." So I reset the console only to find that when I hit it, the screen changed.
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