Five Dank Nights at the Museum: Night 3
I went back to the main hall in the Museum. The spooky T-Rex roared a mighty roar and 13 stegasoreasses and 13 pteradactils rose from the ground. The T-Rex then ran into a different room to let me deal with his army of dankness.
"Oh no, this is built on an ancient Indian dinosaur burial ground" I said to myself. I pulled the trombone out of my pocket and played a dank tune as they ran towards me.
The skeletons suddenly stopped in place. The T-Rex came back through the door. Get on the floor. Everyone do the dinosaur.
Then the skeletons disintegrated and were spooky no more.
"No, my skeleton army is dead!" exclaimed Jeeves who was riding a wooly mammooth. "Once my spooky body digests this key, I will escape this museum and raise an even spookier army of the dead to rule the world!"
I leapt across the hall and whipped out my trusty trombone and began to blow as hard as I could. But the Jeeves whipped out his own trumpet and blew as hard as he could.
"I can't blow any harder!" I yelled as I played the trombone. The sound waves met in midair and there was a large flash of light and I froze up like an epileptic at a rave and passed out.
I opened my eyes and looked around. I was no longer in a museum, but outside a large castle laying in a dank green field. An armored man on a horse rode up to me and asked "Who are you stranger?"
"I'm a detective. And I'm damn good at my job" I replied. "What happened to the museum, and where the heck am I?"
"The sky opened up and you fell from the sky!" exclaimed the knight. "But that sounds really crazy and I'm really high right now so you may have just walked here."
"Wait" I said. "What is today's date?"
The knight looked at his Apple smartwatch and said "it's April 20th... 1069!"
Credited to thedefconn
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