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The first time i masturbated, i was all alone with a venus flytrap. |
The first time i masturbated, i was all alone with a venus flytrap. |
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And i said to myself; "You know what? i want this ''Venus'' Flytrap...to become a ''Penis'' Flytrap!" |
And i said to myself; "You know what? i want this ''Venus'' Flytrap... to become a ''Penis'' Flytrap!" |
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And then i laughed at my own hilarious and woody pun for several minutes. |
And then i laughed at my own hilarious and woody pun for several minutes. |
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And that's the story, of how my dick got bit off, by a penis flytrap. Thank you for reading, goodbye! |
And that's the story, of how my dick got bit off, by a penis flytrap. Thank you for reading, goodbye! |
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[[Category:DIALOGUE!]] |
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[[Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.]] |
[[Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.]] |
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[[Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT]] |
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