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The news i had just heard was wonderful! |
The news i had just heard was wonderful! |
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My Father's crown,only a small bit inside of some cave! |
My Father's crown, only a small bit inside of some cave! |
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I could truly become the High King!If i succeded in my task,that is. |
I could truly become the High King! If i succeded in my task, that is. |
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I equipped the mace in wich i had bound the soul of a Sun God. |
I equipped the mace in wich i had bound the soul of a Sun God. |
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The Shield Of Earth,Which,i was told,Was stronger than Darksteel. |
The Shield Of Earth, Which, i was told, Was stronger than Darksteel. |
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and the Armor of Gaia,Made of the skin of the Earth God. |
and the Armor of Gaia, Made of the skin of the Earth God. |
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I was ready. |
I was ready. |
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I strode in to the dark cave,confident in my abilities. |
I strode in to the dark cave, confident in my abilities. |
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Wait,what was that noise? |
Wait, what was that noise? |
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Oh no. |
Oh no. |
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(WET CRUNCHING NOISE) |
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A cold feeling of dread hit me |
A cold feeling of dread hit me |
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I did remember to save,didn't i? |
I did remember to save, didn't i? |
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I checked the save files. |
I checked the save files. |
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And that my friends was what made me stop gaming all together. |
And that my friends was what made me stop gaming all together. |
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[[Category:And then a skeleton popped out]] |
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Latest revision as of 20:41, 19 October 2022
I sat on the edge of my throne.
The news i had just heard was wonderful!
My Father's crown, only a small bit inside of some cave!
I could truly become the High King! If i succeded in my task, that is.
I equipped the mace in wich i had bound the soul of a Sun God.
The Shield Of Earth, Which, i was told, Was stronger than Darksteel.
and the Armor of Gaia, Made of the skin of the Earth God.
I was ready.
I strode in to the dark cave, confident in my abilities.
Wait, what was that noise?
Oh no.
There was one thing i didn't have...
...A Lantern...
(WET CRUNCHING NOISE)
"You were eaten by a Grue."
No matter, i would just reload a save that i had.
A cold feeling of dread hit me
I did remember to save, didn't i?
I checked the save files.
"Last save:12.15.2007"
And that my friends was what made me stop gaming all together.
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And then a skeleton popped out. All that was left after the Grue was done with me.
Written by A Rather hilarious Bone Structure
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