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"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." ~ FDR
{{quote|The only thing we have to fear is fear itself|FDR}}


{{note|This is a little poem I wrote in my spare time. '''THIS IS ONLY A JOKE.''' My other GTA pasta is a real pasta.}}


I had some dreams last night
This is a little poem I wrote in my spare time. '''THIS IS ONLY A JOKE.''' My other GTA pasta is a real pasta.

<br />I had some dreams last night
<br />Dark, dark dreams
<br />Dark, dark dreams
<br />Dreams of fear and dreams of fright
<br />Dreams of fear and dreams of fright
<br />Dreams not so scary, to you, it may seem.
<br />Dreams not so scary, to you, it may seem.


<br />I was walking to my car,
I was walking to my car,
<br />I pulled on the door handle
<br />I pulled on the door handle
<br />until a skeleton popped out and said rawr,
<br />until a skeleton popped out and said rawr,
<br />and he was holding a creepily lit candle.
<br />and he was holding a creepily lit candle.


<br />I loaded Team Fortress 2,
I loaded Team Fortress 2,
<br />and saw a picture of Navi,
<br />and saw a picture of Navi,
<br />and I had no clue,
<br />and I had no clue,
<br />it was loading Engie's Suicide.avi.
<br />it was loading Engie's Suicide.avi.


<br />Taboo: The Sixth Sense and Modern Warfare 2
Taboo: The Sixth Sense and Modern Warfare 2
<br />are so scary that they make me poo.
<br />are so scary that they make me poo.
<br />Blitz The League II and Grand Theft Auto
<br />Blitz The League II and Grand Theft Auto
<br />almost made me stub my toe.
<br />almost made me stub my toe.


<br />And Then He Turned Around
And Then He Turned Around
<br />One of the classics on here
<br />One of the classics on here
<br />I wish it would make sound
<br />I wish it would make sound
<br />Because I could cover my ears.
<br />Because I could cover my ears.


<br />The next day I woke up at the quarries
The next day I woke up at the quarries
<br />All this was real, too.
<br />All this was real, too.
<br />And if you don't believe in these stories
<br />And if you don't believe in these stories