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<poem>
I doubt you want to hear about
I doubt you want to hear about

The Tome I found in my attic
The Tome I found in my attic

How I read a few words, and
How I read a few words, and
Now my dog's acting erratic.

Now my dog’s acting erratic.



I doubt you want to hear about
I doubt you want to hear about

The strange noises under my bed.
The strange noises under my bed.

How a hand taps at my window,
How a hand taps at my window,

All gooey and bloody red.
All gooey and bloody red.



I doubt you want to hear about
I doubt you want to hear about

The giant ants raiding my fridge.
The giant ants raiding my fridge.

How they stole most my food
How they stole most my food

And ate my parakeet Midge.
And ate my parakeet Midge.



I doubt you want to hear about
I doubt you want to hear about

A visiting cat with a fiery tail.
A visiting cat with a fiery tail.

How it set fire to my room
How it set fire to my room

And drop down blazing hail.
And drop down blazing hail.



I doubt you want to hear about
I doubt you want to hear about

The red eyes glowing in my closet.
The red eyes glowing in my closet.

How blue mice with green tails
How blue mice with green tails

Stole my gold coins and locket.
Stole my gold coins and locket.



I doubt you want to hear about
I doubt you want to hear about

The monsters infesting my sock drawers.
The monsters infesting my sock drawers.

How they track mud and dirt
How they track mud and dirt

All over my nice clean floors.
All over my nice clean floors.



I doubt you want to hear about
I doubt you want to hear about

The witch that crawls up my kitchen drain.
The witch that crawls up my kitchen drain.

How she threatens to turn me
How she threatens to turn me

Inside out and steal away my brain.
Inside out and steal away my brain.



I doubt you want to hear about
I doubt you want to hear about
The latest predicament I'm in,

The latest predicament I’m in,

Involving a tall, faceless guy
Involving a tall, faceless guy

And a kid with a grin.
And a kid with a grin.



You think the things I willingly tell
You think the things I willingly tell

Are so very phony,
Are so very phony,
Unlike your favorite show
Unlike your favorite show

Which is My Little Pony.
Which is My Little Pony.
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Latest revision as of 21:12, 19 October 2022

Tim A. K A. "Masky" and Slendy just chillin' by mmpratt99

I doubt you want to hear about
The Tome I found in my attic
How I read a few words, and
Now my dog's acting erratic.

I doubt you want to hear about
The strange noises under my bed.
How a hand taps at my window,
All gooey and bloody red.

I doubt you want to hear about
The giant ants raiding my fridge.
How they stole most my food
And ate my parakeet Midge.

I doubt you want to hear about
A visiting cat with a fiery tail.
How it set fire to my room
And drop down blazing hail.

I doubt you want to hear about
The red eyes glowing in my closet.
How blue mice with green tails
Stole my gold coins and locket.

I doubt you want to hear about
The monsters infesting my sock drawers.
How they track mud and dirt
All over my nice clean floors.

I doubt you want to hear about
The witch that crawls up my kitchen drain.
How she threatens to turn me
Inside out and steal away my brain.

I doubt you want to hear about
The latest predicament I'm in,
Involving a tall, faceless guy
And a kid with a grin.

You think the things I willingly tell
Are so very phony,
Unlike your favorite show
Which is My Little Pony.

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