I looked in the mirror and was scarred for life...

It was a cold rainy night in Stoke and i was chilling with the boys at mcdonalds getting a big mac and a happy meal. All of a sudden i need a massive shit so i sprint as fast as i can towards to mens bathroom, jumping over tables and sliding under other customers who were minding their own business. I thrust the door open and my eyes dart around the rest room. I turn to my right and see an ugly bastard in the mirror. I dropped on my knees and held my head in agony. "Why am i such a genetic abomination?" I sobbed while regretting my life

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Credited to TheSpookyster 

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