I reached 40000 hours into Animal Crossing: New Horizons and what I've seen just knocked my socks out

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I booted up my copy of Animal Crossing: New Horizons yesterday at exactly 11:32PM for some night fishing and maybe even some hardcore decoration... When a notification popped up on my Nintendo Switch system, telling me that I've reached 40000 hours of gameplay on Animal Crossing: New Horizons. The game immediately crashed, and I restarted it, hand on my chin and one eyebrow raised.

I was greeted by Isabelle, but something was off. She had a crack pipe on her table, and she smiled a realistic rictus grin, looking directly at me through my Nintendo Switch system's touch screen. She then uttered:

"You shit- ya cunt. You've got nothing on me, ya coward. Ya pussy. You'll don't even smoke crack. What are you gonna do? Cry? Call for mommy? Shit and piss your pants? Maybe even puke yer babby food? I'm gonna beat your ass after I'm done banging the new villager in town. Her name's Joe. Joe Mama. Ya fucking bug-catching bitch. Get outta my face."

And then the game closed itself. Feeling shaken, I decided to play Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. I joined an online race, and a racer was using Isabelle as their character. I felt uneasy, but brushed it off as a coincidence. Suddenly, Isabelle passed by my side on that Shy Guy Falls section where they're all like "YONK YALK YONK YALK", but every single one of the Super Mario's franchise Shy Guys was calling me a coward, and Isabelle, instead of honking, looked at me and said, "ey I'm driving here ya cunt", disappearing into Shy Guy Falls' waterfall.

I turned off my Nintendo Switch system, and haven't booted it up again. I have nightmares with her ghastly gibberish telling me I'm a coward, and a cunt.

Do NOT play Animal Crossing: New Horizons after 40000 hours of gameplay. Better, do not play Animal Crossing: New Horizons at all. Only horror awaits you and your Nintendo Switch system.


Credited to SpiritSong 

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