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SAVE ME MOSLEEP BEFORE I BECOME A SECRET MEATBALL |
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Latest revision as of 21:22, 19 October 2022
HELLO MY NAME IS DR HIPPO AND I AM A THERAPIST WITH A REAL DEGREE FROM A UNIVERSITY (NOT FROM REALDEGREEZ.CO.IN/DR/FAKETHERAPISTS.HTML)
ONE OF MY PATIENTS JUST LOVED MONCHIN ON HUMAN FLESH. HE SAID HE LIKED THE CRONCH CRONCH OF THE BONES. I DIAGNOSED HIM WITH SPOOKY CANNIBAL SYNDROME. BUT WHEN I TOLD HIM THAT HIS WIFE BRENDA SAID ITS IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE HES A VEGETARIAN
SO NATURALLY I BROKE INTO HIS HOUSE AND WENT THROIGH HIS PANTRY FULL OF ORGANIC VEGENTABLES UNTIL I FOUND A BAG OF FROZEN MEATBALLS LABELED "BRENDA DO NOT LOOK!!!"
IF HE WAS HIDING MEATBALLS WHAT ELSE WAS HE HODING??? IM WRITING THIS FROM INSIDE HIS PANTRY BECAISE I HEAR HIM OUT SIDE AND I AM AFRAID HE WANRS TO --- OH MY LORD HE IS MONCHING ON MY BONES AS I TYPE THIS . ALSO FOR EXTRA UPDOOTS BRENDA WAS AN GHOST THE WHOLE TIME.
SAVE ME MOSLEEP BEFORE I BECOME A SECRET MEATBALL
Credited to officialmexico
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