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March 21, 2015 5:12 AM
Hello all. I'm 25 years old, and I'm typing this in bed as I just put my dick in my own asshole. Anyways, I'm now out of the bed and am now going to go to yard sales. I usually have good luck at yard sales, finding good and barely used stuff such as monitors, beds, video games, dildos, and action figures. I'll get back to you once I arrive to the yard sales.
6:54 AM
So far I've found a couple good things. I found a lamp for a good price and that is all. I also picked up a Mario disc for the Xbox One. I found it weird that Mario was on the Xbox One and when I asked the guy if it was legit, he said "Thank Mr. Doot Man" so I just took it as it was only 5 bucks. I'm driving home and typing this on my computer right now because yes.
8:55 AM
I installed the game on my hard drive and the game takes up 156 KBs only for some reason. As I boot up the game, I notice something weird. Some peanuts were on the floor. I told my bitch ass roommate to clean that shit up. I went and fucked his shit up.
9:45 PM
So I just finished fucking his shit up and I'm ready to play. I boot up the game and wow the graphics were fucking spectacular, especially for Xbox One. They almost looked surreal and I didn't think this was possible. They almost looked like ps4 graphics. Anyways, the music is pretty peanuts especially with the headset on. I load up the first level and I immediately noticed something that was really fucking off. Something really that was making me uneasy. Was it all the blood spitting out of my Xbox? Or was it the fact that my Xbox just blew up like a balloon? NO! I forgot to put my dick in my ass again! brb guys.
March 22 2015 7:54 AM
I'm back. I just bought another Xbox and am ready to play this new Mario game. I install the whole game again (took literally ages, so I'll be back)
March 22 2025 7:56
Ok I'm ready to play. The game boots up and again I notice that the game looks life like graphical. I boot up the first level and it's a fucking tutorial level. Fucking great. The A button is too jump, the B button to do the thing, Y to do the whole packet, and ect...
WAIT A SECOND.
SOME THING IS SUPER OFF THIS GAME. I START HEARING THINGS ANd something is kinda tingling my asshole but not really. Then I turn around and the peanuts! I forgot to thROW THEM AWAY! THEY JUST BENT ME THE FUCK OVER AND I'M BEING FUCKING IN THE ASSHOLE BY HIS PENUATS (lol)! He's nice because he's letting me type want happening in my computer. Also zooter
Credited to 2000luisluis
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