My Dick Is Haunted 7

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Hello, folks. It has been months since my last update. I'm sure you have many questions. I'll pick up where I left off.

After Shelly killed her dad, things were great. Every night, after she fell asleep, I got naked, transformed into Selena Gomez, and practiced singing as I soared across the night skies. During the day, I assumed the form Shelly's father. I was an excellent father - I cared for her, fed her, bathed her, and read her bedtime stories, even though she's in her 20s. I blended in perfectly. No one suspected a thing.

Soon, it was time for Shelly to return to Florida State. I couldn't bear to see her go. Actually, it wasn't that bad because right after she left, I transformed into her boyfriend and flew right to her dorm. She texted me once she arrived.

"hey sexy... come to my room right now. I've been waiting so long..."

I got there right away. She pulled me inside, slammed the door, and began to undress.

"What are you waiting for, baby?" she said. "Take your clothes off. I wanna see that big, flaccid cock. I want you to piss all over me."

In case you forgot, that's how non-ghosts ejaculate.

Well, this was gonna be interesting. I was about to lose my virginity to a puny human. I whipped my soft dick out, and... shit. What was I supposed to do with it?

"Come on, baby. You know how I like it."

No, I didn't.

Fuuuuck.

"Shelly, umm... tell me what you want me to do to you. I love to hear you say it."

"What? No you don't. I've lost track of how many times you've said 'Don't tell me what you want me to do to you. I would not love to hear you say it.'"

Fuuuuuuuuck.

"Babe, what's wrong? You're acting strange. You don't seem like yourself right now."

Awkward silence

"Well, whatever. Let's do this thing." She got down her knees and started wiggling my limp noodle around.

"Oh God, I love your cock. It's so fucking soft."

It felt good. Then it felt really good. Then it felt super fucking crazy good.

And then I remembered what Shelly's dad said. That the source of my power was in my dick. And once I beat the ectoplasm out of it... my powers would vanish until I could get hard again.

I had never felt so spookified. I was in human form, but I was still a ghost. Did that mean that... once I pissed on her, that... no... please, no... it couldn't be...

But it was. And I was too late to stop it. I pissed all over her and transformed back into my normal body.

And then I was completely fucked.

To be continued...

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