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Once upon a midnight so chilly, I had on a woolen sweater over my thickest jacket, I went to the GameStop. It smelled awful, and I wanted to vomit. There was another customer outside, watching alongside his dog. I waved. His dog waved. He had a hand. It had a thumb. |
Once upon a midnight so chilly, I had on a woolen sweater over my thickest jacket, I went to the GameStop. It smelled awful, and I wanted to vomit. There was another customer outside, watching alongside his dog. I waved. His dog waved. He had a hand. It had a thumb. |
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I bought Nintendogs™. The |
I bought Nintendogs™. The dog's eyes rolled and turned green. He turned to run. I chased the dog out into the parking lot, where he disappeared. Silence fell. From behind I heard someone coming up towards me. It was the dog. His paws were red with ketchup. |
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At the time, the thought of hyper-realistic eyes did appear in my brain. I screamed. |
At the time, the thought of hyper-realistic eyes did appear in my brain. I screamed. |
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All the noise made it hard to think. In his mouth, Nintendogs™ lay, wet and overpriced. My legs buckled and gave. The DS flew into my hands. I turned it on. |
All the noise made it hard to think. In his mouth, Nintendogs™ lay, wet and overpriced. My legs buckled and gave. The DS flew into my hands. I turned it on. |
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The logo was in blood. With no hesitation, it began to play Nintendogs™ without dogs. I pressed A and silence fell. Growling made me look up at the dog, staring at me with hyper-realistic eyes. I wondered where it got hyper-realistic eyes. Maybe |
The logo was in blood. With no hesitation, it began to play Nintendogs™ without dogs. I pressed A and silence fell. Growling made me look up at the dog, staring at me with hyper-realistic eyes. I wondered where it got hyper-realistic eyes. Maybe it's from the hyper-realistic void. |
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Either way, I turned back to the game. It was bleeding everywhere, all over the floor. Barking echoed throughout the DS and dogs started howling. They had a mean snarl. Dalmatians appeared and stared at the camera. There |
Either way, I turned back to the game. It was bleeding everywhere, all over the floor. Barking echoed throughout the DS and dogs started howling. They had a mean snarl. Dalmatians appeared and stared at the camera. There weren't any UI. |
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The dalmatians opened their maws, and revealed another DS. It also had no UI. The dalmatians bit the DS until it snapped and shattered. Blood dripped from the cracks. I screamed. |
The dalmatians opened their maws, and revealed another DS. It also had no UI. The dalmatians bit the DS until it snapped and shattered. Blood dripped from the cracks. I screamed. |
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Wind howled like a mournful mother, echoing out into the parking lot. I pressed on, using all my strength to get home. Blood scent curled around my throat until it died. Screams entered through nowhere. |
Wind howled like a mournful mother, echoing out into the parking lot. I pressed on, using all my strength to get home. Blood scent curled around my throat until it died. Screams entered through nowhere. |
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Opening my door, the couch had blood dripping down. I tightened up. Something told me the world was gonna roll me I |
Opening my door, the couch had blood dripping down. I tightened up. Something told me the world was gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead. |
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The end. |
The end. |