My dead girlfriend, dead parents, dead brother and dead best friend are all trying to contact me!

It's been a horrible year to say the least. First, my brother died in a car accident. Then, my parents died in a car accident on the way to the scene of my brother's car accident. Then my girlfriend died in a car accident on the day of my parents' funeral. Then my best friend died in an unrelated car accident a week later.

Needless to say, it's affected me badly. But I've tried to carry along with life as much as I can, Until the messages started.

It was text messages first. From "Sarah". (My girlfriend). "hi how r u hun?" But how could that be? She was dead. "Who are you?" I demanded. "me hun lol" she said.

Then came the emails. From Mom.

"Hello dear, did you get the socks I knitted you?" "Who is this?" I'd reply. "Your mother, silly goose," she said. "My mother is dead." I sent back. "No I'm not, silly goose," she said. And so it went on.

Then I started getting photos on SnapChat or Instagram or whatever the current photo thing is, I forgot. Goofy looking "selfies" from my best friend. (Well, former best friend, I guess?) He looked just like he did before he died. "Who are you?" I demanded to know, but he just acted like nothing was wrong, like the others.

Then I noticed that my brother's reddit account was still posting. Still making the same kinds of comments he always did. I tried private messaging him, but again, he acted as if nothing was wrong.

Today was the final straw. I was at work waiting for an important fax. (lol businesses right?) Then it came in. Just a few lines of text - "Hey son, how are you doing? - Dad". He had sent me a goddamned fax from beyond the grave.

I don't know what to do. Help me!

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Edit: it turns out it was my fucking dick of a cousin who was behind it all

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Credited to honeypuppy 
Originally uploaded on November 6, 2014

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