Oh No! More Jeff Spinoffs

The fifth part of the "Jeff Spinoffs" saga. Part one. Part two. Part three. Part four.

As before, here are the rules: No Jane stuff. No Jeff vs./meets (trollpasta character here). No "gay" jokes. Nothing that's been used in previous installments. And above all, make them funny!

 

Jeff Plays Baseball

Jeff Steals Fizzy Lifting Drinks

Jeff vs. Grapefruit (it always squirts in his eye when he tries to eat it)

Jeff Rides A Pterosaur

Jeff's Laser Eyes!!!