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I’m lying sleeping with my eyes open in the dusk of a summer evening when I hear a funky bassline and canned laughter. I open my eyes wider to see the alien being Jelly Seinfeld and he says “nit nit kaka George, you can’t even ZORG DEATH that, right?”
I'm lying sleeping with my eyes open in the dusk of a summer evening when I hear a funky bassline and canned laughter. I open my eyes wider to see the alien being Jelly Seinfeld and he says "nit nit kaka George, you can't even ZORG DEATH that, right?"


I shat the bed and not with laughter. A death ray seared my left bollock. Then Jelly Seinfeld entered a portal back to his own time and place. Apartment 5Z.
I shat the bed and not with laughter. A death ray seared my left bollock. Then Jelly Seinfeld entered a portal back to his own time and place. Apartment 5Z.
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