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I was one of those guys who would pick up loose change in the middle of a Wal-Mart parking lot, and keep searching till I run into another. Seeing that I am only out of dollars to spend, I just simply wait for a miracle from God himself to give me a sign. Yep, he showed me a sign alright. A sign that I'm fucked. Not knowing what to expect, I had finally found a $1.oo bill! Good ol' George Washington had gave me luck. Thank you Lord Jesus Christ! |
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To spend this miracle money, I went into a Barnes and Noble and saw something from my early childhood... "Pete the Cat". |
To spend this miracle money, I went into a Barnes and Noble and saw something from my early childhood... "Pete the Cat". |
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I think I'm loosing it... I just recently checked into a mental hospital yesterday, because I tried to commit suicide, not just for attention, or a broken heart... because I knew the truth... the truth of why Pete is happy all the time... And I had read my doctor's nametag. And it read... "Dr. Satan"... |
I think I'm loosing it... I just recently checked into a mental hospital yesterday, because I tried to commit suicide, not just for attention, or a broken heart... because I knew the truth... the truth of why Pete is happy all the time... And I had read my doctor's nametag. And it read... "Dr. Satan"... |
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