Pixu's World - Little Baby 2
Author's note: Read the first one before reading this one or you will not understand what is going on in this pasta.
Ah shit, here we go again. That cartoon pilot by that guy gives us all memories. The vault. The characters. The pilot.
Anyway, the demon from last time came back to life because of some sort of reincarnation. Let me tell you how it all began...
The day was September 3rd, 2021. A crazy dude, named Nick Escovich, who is actually a demon tries to escape the police. He tries his best to escape. He did all sorts of things. He tried killing the guards. More guards came. He tried flying. A helicopter came. He drove a car out of the jail. The police cars came. He then decided to commit suicide. 1... 2... 3... bang! He shot himself with a gun.
After all that pain and slow death, the next morning came. Nick felt different. He suddenly had a urge to look at himself. He could see above his head. To the side. Basically everywhere on his head. He looked down, and saw yellow fur and 8 spider legs, with a spider torso (in yellow fur).
He then noticed... he was Pixu.
He thought to himself about what to do, and he suddeny had a new idea. To encase people in a web and suck up their knowledge, and to eat them whole.
He then decided, the first person he was gonna encase in a large spider web, was the police.
Meanwhile, at the police station, Policeman Joe, a police officer and actor, decided he needed some donuts. He was just literally bonkers for donuts, much like Homer Simpson.
He drove and drove until he found a donut shop that was better than Dunkin'. The shop's name was "Bob's Donuts", and it claimed to have the best donuts.
So Joe said, "Eh, why not?" And went inside.
When he went in, it was a donut shop. People were there. Already eating... mmm... donuts... so Joe went up to the cashier.
The cashier looked awfully like one of his friends, who was a cashier, who passed away in 2017.
It was Ethan.
Ethan said, "Hi! Welcome to Bob's Donuts, Joe!"
Joe replied, "What's up, Ethan?"
Ethan said "Good," and then quickly showed a toothy grin with a demonic voice, "I know you want some donuts..."
Joe replied, "Um... yes. I DO want donuts. In fact, I want some right now!"
Ethan said, "Good!" returning to a normal speaking voice and normal teeth. "I'll show you where the donuts are! Follow me. Don't look back!"
Joe had an urge to go to Dunkin'. But he said "Yes," anyway, so he followed him.
When Joe went into the kitchen, there were many rooms they went past. He finally reached the destination.
A box of donuts were already there. He grabbed it, and Ethan told him, "Now come with me."
Joe went with Ethan, and he didn't notice the huge spider web to the left of him. It's probably because it was extremely thin. They stopped walking.
Ethan then said, "If you want the donuts free, I'll need to do something after you're done."
Joe then said, "OK, as long as you let me eat my donuts!"
Ethan then said, in a demonic voice, "Okay, you have 5 minutes to finish up."
Joe opened the box and shoved EVERYTHING in his mouth. And then gulped it all down.
Ethan then said, "Go to the spider web. Stay there."
Joe suddenly felt... plump... he didn't know why.
He then went to the spider web. While walking backwards. The web was somehow able to attach him.
He then saw Ethan transform into the beast from the fake pilot- I mean Pixu the demon.
Joe then said, "HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THAT?!?"
Pixu then said, "You just saw me... prepare... um... for dinner."
"Oh," Joe said. "Am I invited?
"Yes," Pixu said, "but there will be a special main course."
Joe said, "And what is t-" but quickly got interrupted by a demonic screech. He then started to feel pain. He then turned around and saw Pixu biting his head. That was the last thing he saw.
Because no matter what shape or form Nick took, he was immortal.
Pixu then ate every single organ or body part Joe had to the bone.
Pixu still operates the donut shop, and still does to this very day. If you see a donut shop called Bob's Donuts, get away immediately.
Written by HomsarTheWeird
Content is available under CC BY-SA
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