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Dammit, I thought. This is the second time I was denied sexy time by the characters of Ed, Edd, n Eddy in one day. My life is sucky. "DO IT," a voice suddenly said to me from somewhere, don't ask. Holy shit. He's right. I am a total loser asshole, and my life is worth nothing. I prepared a noose to kill myself. |
Dammit, I thought. This is the second time I was denied sexy time by the characters of Ed, Edd, n Eddy in one day. My life is sucky. "DO IT," a voice suddenly said to me from somewhere, don't ask. Holy shit. He's right. I am a total loser asshole, and my life is worth nothing. I prepared a noose to kill myself. |
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"NO," I heard the same voice say, "DON'T KILL YOURSELF! THERE'S ALWAYS A CHANCE THAT ANOTHER CARTOON CHARACTER WILL WANT TO POUND YOUR BUM. YOU NEED TO SAVE YOURSELF BY PLEDGING ALLEGIANCE TO MORMONISM!" Holy shit. He's even more right than before. Mormonism is the only way to the path of good old fashioned cartoon anal gang bang. I must devote myself to Mormon Jesus or whatever they believe in. I asked, "Who are you, wise presumably Mormon voice?" The voice responded, "LOOK BEHIND YOU." I looked behind me, and it was the TV with an image of Rolf on it. It all makes since now! Rolf is the one true man who knows |
"NO," I heard the same voice say, "DON'T KILL YOURSELF! THERE'S ALWAYS A CHANCE THAT ANOTHER CARTOON CHARACTER WILL WANT TO POUND YOUR BUM. YOU NEED TO SAVE YOURSELF BY PLEDGING ALLEGIANCE TO MORMONISM!" Holy shit. He's even more right than before. Mormonism is the only way to the path of good old fashioned cartoon anal gang bang. I must devote myself to Mormon Jesus or whatever they believe in. I asked, "Who are you, wise presumably Mormon voice?" The voice responded, "LOOK BEHIND YOU." I looked behind me, and it was the TV with an image of Rolf on it. It all makes since now! Rolf is the one true man who knows what's up! Fuck Mormonism! I'm creating the Cult of Rolf! "NO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Rolf yelled. "I'm making my own choices for once! I'm making a religion and we're gonna fuck all the anime titties we want, and then I'll post my story to the Trollpasta Wiki!" I said. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOADSJORAJRJA!!!" Rolf yelled as he melted away to nothingness. Lucky for me, not existing doesn't keep you from having a religion based on you lol I'm so funny. |
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==Epilogue== |
==Epilogue== |
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