Skyrim Nightmare

Today, I was at Gamestop looking for Skyrim and I found a really cheap version of it only for ten dollars. I went up to the counter and asked to buy the game. The man at the counter said, "I am going to kill you if you bring the game back." Well I am 23 years old I guess that's just how he talks to adults.

I bought it hyper to play. Watching many videos of Skyrim i didn't think any thing would happen. I was wrong.

When I got home I inserted it into my Xbox360 and started playing. The only thing bothering me was the dragon symbol was caked in blood. I created a new game and started as normal going down to Helgen to get executed. Except when I got there it was bloody.

Alduin stood on the top and said, "Your doom has begun."

I thought, "Yeah right it's just hacked."

Alduin flew away and Ralof undid my binds and I escaped through a hole on the opposite side. Alduin of course was waiting for me. But this time he was in pain and his wing was bleeding.

Then a dark shadow came, cut his head off and blood was covering my screen. Alduin told me right before he died that I am to destroy this thing. After that I barfed and wanted to stop playing. But somehow I kept playing as if a force was forcing me.

Immediately after the blood was gone I was teleported to Whiterun. There I was greeted by Herobrine. (Yes he was there I'm not joking)

He said, "I know where you live and you will die."

I responded saying that he can go to hell. Then I got Wabbajack out of nowhere and turned him into this huge slimy thingy that I can't describe. It flew into the sky and disappeared.

I walked up to Dragonsreach and found bodies all over the place. I looted one and found the Great Sword of Doom and the key to Dragonsreach.

I went in and then I barfed again. All over the place was entrails, feet, nose, eyes, the brain and finally the Jarl's head. Where the Jarl's throne is supposed to be an underground passage was there instead and you won't believe what I saw.

As I walked in I felt I was being watched. I had my sword and a gibberish spell in my hand just in case. As I was walking I noticed a trail of blood. I followed it and it lead me to a cell. I opened it and I saw the grossest sight ever. Inside was a huge eyeball that made me barf on it on my screen.

By it was the slimy thing from earlier. I attempted to kill it but it wouldn't take damage. It attacked me and killed me in one hit. It made a You died screen like Minecraft's (No this is not about Minecraft but it did it for no reason) and it showed me being eaten.

I barfed and that is when I heard a knock on the door. I answered and there it was that stalking eyeball. I'm in the closet writing this and whatever you do, don't buy cheap video games even if you want them.

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