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The fifth part of the "Jeff Spinoffs" saga. [[Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|Part one.]] [[More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|Part two.]] [[Yet More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|Part three.]] [[Even More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|Part four.]]
As before, here are the rules: No Jane stuff. No Jeff vs./meets (trollpasta character here). No "gay" jokes. No all-caps entries. Nothing that
Jeff Plays Baseball
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Jeff Rides A Pterosaur
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Jeff Gets Peelz
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jeff gets stuck in a parallel universe where everything is lowercased
Jef Gets Stuck In A Parallel Universe Where Everything Is Made Of Meat. Jeff: "....I
Jeff Eats Sweet & Sour Shrimp
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Jeff Smokes Pot With Jesus And Vinshu
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Jeff Is Sprayed By A Skunk
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Jeff Becomes A Mad Scientist
Jeff Creates An Antimatter Clone Of Himself
[[File:Crab_Nebula.jpg|thumb|300px|Jeff, after giving his antimatter clone a high-five.]]
Jeff Wins A Year
Jeff Grows To The Size Of The Chrysler Building
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Jeff Tries To Find Out How Many Licks It Takes To Get To The Tootise Roll Center Of A Tootsie Pop
Jeff is Stuck On Band Aid Brand, Cuz Germs Don
Jeff Is Frozen In Carbonite
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Jeff Opens A Store in Miami Dedicated To Knock-off Disney Products
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Jeff Got Fingered
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Jeff Moves To Iran
Jeff Rips Smildeog
Jeff Becomes A Devotee Of Charles Manson
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Jeff Realizes He Has Testicles
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Jeff Paints His Fingernails
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Jeff Wears Gold Glitter Lipstick
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Jeff Starves
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Jeff vs. His Own Horrible Stench
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Jeff Finds The Technicolor Dream Coat
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Jeff Has Robots Come Out Of His Forehead
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Jeff Becomes Bow-Legged
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Jeff Kidnaps Princess Peach
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Jeff Stuffs A Pinecone Up His Urethra
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Jeff does a PSYCHO CRUSHER
Jeff Takes His Butthurt To Gaia Online And Insults Everyone Who Disagrees With Him
Jeff Has To Pass Gas
Jeff Drinks A Double Martini
Jeff Slathers His Naked Body In Honey And Goes To A Hornet's Nest
Jeff's Hot, Sticky Fluids
Jeff Takes The A-Train
Jeff In The Matrix
Jeff Mimics Lady Gaga
Jeff Gets Knocked Unconcious
Jeff Destroys An All-You-Can-Eat Buffet
Jeff's Constipation
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