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My name is Alice. I lived in the single apartment with my two besties Amber and Andrea. We like old Walt Disney cartoons like any other. Or well, we liked.
It all started when we were searching DVDs on the Web. We found one from eBay. It was strange, that there was only a picture of The Three Caballeros on the front cover and there read nothing. Not the name of the movie, not the description, nothing. We bought it anyway, because we loved The Three Caballeros. My favorite was José,
The film came to us in less than a week later, and we put it immediately in motion. For some reason Andrea
Everything started normally.
In the next scene they had arrived to the village. Their (and our) attention was attracted by the sky at the first. There
Oh the chicken cage of terror, when we were frightened! We saw rotten, jointed corpse of Goofy in the middle of the street, and there was slithering sickly, small worms in the body. And what further Caballeros went, that terrifying visions were. The streets had a bunch of the brutally killed village residents. And when we looked corpses carefully, we noticed they were Disney characters, which
And that blood. It looked so hyperrealistic! It seemed that one of us could touch it anytime and get it on our fingers.
The place gave Caballeros the creeps. They began, as usual, to bicker. They were debating on whose idea was to continue driving towards this creepy village where
It reached its hands towards Panchito. Panchito noticed it and almost shouted, but hands clog quickly in his beak, and pulled him behind the lamppost. Donald and José turned around then they heard something and they saw Panchito
They walked around the village and there was no sign about Panchito, it was as if he had just disappeared. Donald and José continued searching. But when Donald
Donald turned and he found himself all alone. He took his hat off his head and began to squeeze it nervously like housewife dishcloths. We felt his nervousness. We, too, were pretty nervous. I was scratching my hands, Amber tore her hair, and Andrea chewed her fingers. Andrea screamed, as they are the same hands were displayed again, this time with a war gavel. It shook the battery properly the head so hard that duck slumped unconscious on the ground. The screen was black, and it stayed black all of three seconds.
Then came an entirely new scene. We ended up in the kitchen, where Donald was lying unconscious on the floor. He woke up and wondered where you had chosen. He noticed he was chained. Then some woman came and told Donald his task. Oh, poor Andrea. Donald was treaten like a slave. He was scourged with excessive force, he
Thought, there was a scene which was worse than this. We arrived at the fade in a room with barred window and a door. Panchito woke up and wondered where he was. He tried to get up, but
Oh, my God! Did they really
But even this
No, no! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! This was just too awful! They began to dissect Jose! They
But then my poker face betrayed when the woman pushed the knife close to
Then all three of us are looking for the remote control in a panic, because now all three were shown their suffering rapid in flashes. Blood, sweat, and tears, and a hint of pain. Their appearance changed from moment to moment. It seemed clear that they were there for several days, or even weeks. Donald was lean like a skeleton, Panchito
The last scene of the movie: Caballeros had died. Each of them was shown two minutes. Donald was slumped dams and boilers on, the cause of death: overexertion. Panchito was lying motionless and naked on the bed, cause of death: AIDS. José again hung on the wall like a bear coat, cause of death: blood loss. And then came
We
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