If video game pastas had logic: Difference between revisions

So I went on eBay to look for a cheap copy of PokemonPokémon Red, I found one for a dollar, I bought it and got it 3 days later, I put it in my Gameboy and started playing.

But it was weird, instead of PokemonPokémon, the creatures were referred to as slaves, and instead of fainting, they "died".

The PokemonPokémon had gory bodies with decapitated limbs, missing eyes, blood all over their bodies and big creepy smiles.

And then I didn't die because of a super crazy psychopathic demon living inside a 300 kilabytekilobyte cartridge, I didn't go insane or any of that, infactin fact, there were no crazy text boxes, there were no monsters stalking me, no horrible nightmares, no suicide, life worked out pretty well, I graduated school, went to uni, became a doctor, got married and now I have 2 children.