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I was whacha ya could call a typical average teenage boy, except I
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I was rummaging threw some old junk @ the sale and found a black CD case, almost like a playstation1 one, except all black. And it had a piece of Staples tape on it that had text written on it with a Sharpie marker that spelled out: THE SESAME STREET EXPERIMENT in thick capital letters just like that. It was a little spooky but I decided to buy it anyways. I took it up to the table in the front where an old crusty man sat @. He kinda looked like a rapist or KKK member but I was probaly just being stereo typical. He said that the game was haunted and what not. But he was probaly old and crazy like the old man fuckwad he is. i was also eyeing at a SONY WALKMAN with a LINKIN PARK tape in it [on another table]. So I bought the CD went home and sat down. I felt like masturbating to some FAIRY TAIL hentai b4 putting the disc in, after comtemplating 4 a little while i decided to just jack off anyway [this part was cut when being moved to this site as it was too graphic for you kids @ home to read]. After that, i put the disc into my MACINTOSH IMAC MADE BY APPLE which was the best computer evar! I then slit it in and turned on my mac. Althouh, it made a weird noice that sounded like a distorted Elmo and for like 5 miliseconds I swear I saw an Elmo flash on the mac startup screen with a bloody knife in his hands and his eyes just all black. I didnt know if his eyes were torn out or just black since it went by so fast. His fur also
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But after that quick flash my computer turned on normally. I signed in and opened up GOOGLE CHROME so I could search up my youtube channel to see how well i was doing with views and suscribers. I went to my channel and checked out my stats and graphs. I then saw that I gained 10 more subs and one of my videos even had almost 1k views!!!! I hope nobody subbotted me or anything like that. I then decided to start work on a new video so I could get even more popular than before. I opened up ADOBE PREMIERE and decided it would be a good idea to make a video on the CD I just got. As THE SESAME STREET EXPERIMENT was a lost documentary about how the long-running television series: SESAME STREET effected young children and how they learned. It premiered at a museum in New York around the late
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So why did they ever not re-release it? The Muppet Wiki has been trying to talk to the government about why
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It first started out with the normal title card and opening, just like how I remembered. Elmo got in front of the screen, along with Big Bird, and Grover, and Cookie Monster, and Bert and Ernie, and Snuffleupagus, and Abby Cadabby, and Oscar the Grouch, and a whole bunch of nice children. It was truly a nostalgia trip. They were singing the classic:
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Any ways, I carried on with the rest of the episode. It cross disolved into the scene. We were on Sesame Street like always. Kids were doing jumprope and whistling classic tunes like always.
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Danny just had the same dull face on. He then took Oscar and threw him in the dumptruck!!!!1 Why would Bruno do that!?! Danny is supposed to be
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I cringed and agonized in anguish. Danny then took his shovel out of the the big trashtruck with blood and even chunks of brains on the tip. Danny then for a split second stared at me and the other people
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It then transiittioned w/ sum stock music from a gumy bottle vid on yt. It did a creepy trans-ition where blood poured down the skreen, and then we saw a guy who
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It then kleared and i saw satan himself!!!!!1 right on the skreen. I was on the verge of pooping myself. IT WAS THAT SKARY. Satan was
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AAAAAAAAHHHH!!! I shreiked in terrify. Hyperrealistic Elmo then axed finally as his last answer: what Satan was planning on doing with the children. He sad he;ll torture then and see them cry as he loves to see them cry like little roasting bitches. He then sad he especially tortures bad little boys who think
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So i gave up being atheist and was a good christian little boy who
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But i was opressed because of it and soon cut myself and drank CLOROX BLEACH and just wanted
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