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Hi, my name is Mark, also known as mark-the-shark on deviant art. I'm a young seven million year old boy who loves to play games and have fun. I also have chronic short term memory loss. Hi, my name is Mark, also know as mark-the-shark on deviant art. I'm a young seven million year old boy who loves to play- hey wait a second, I ALREADY WROTE THIS SHIT. FUCK. I love resident evil. I will admit, however, that I have only played 4 and 5. It didn't matter though, as those two games alone would instill my love for the survival horror franchise. ▼
▲Hi, my name is Mark, also known as mark-the-shark on deviant art. I'm a young seven million year
I had an interest in playing Resident Evil 7, though I didn't care for trying the earlier games as I heard they are on the clunky side of the spectrum in terms of controls. Regardless, I was quite the whore, for Resident Evil 4. I simply loved everything about it. The variety in weapons, the story, Ada's tits, the variety of rooty tooty point n' shooties, the plot, Ada's rack, everything really. But one fateful day, my homosexual experiences with this once beloved game would traumatize me for one gazillion billion million milliseconds. It's safe to say that after this experience I will never look at Resident Evil 4 the same way again.
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I then assumed control of Leon, and more things were off. Leon's signature jacket was removed, which was odd because you didn't lose it until you find Luis in the closet in that house later on in the village level. Instead, He donned a pink jacket which read "2 gay 2 lift" on the back. His handgun was replaced with an onion and his haircut was solid snake's mullet instead of his usual hipster haircut. I walked into the house which triggered the next cut scene. Instead of speaking Spanish, the first ganado spoke in English. "Hey! That's racist!" I exclaimed. Suddenly, control resumed to me once more and I aimed at him and began to fire. Much to my surprise, I began to shoot hyper realistic semen. Odd occurrences such as this continued as I played.
I spent a lot of time playing and eventually completed the game, and throughout the whole experience things were weird. Why did I keep playing? Because if I
Not to mention, in the final level of the game, the island, the final boss, also known as Osmund saddler, was green and wore a hat that said "kek" on it. Also, throughout the whole game, Ashley kept rambling in what I assumed to be ancient languages while dabbing constantly.. I hoped that in separate ways and in the mercenaries things would be normal, but I was wrong. I started up a game of mercenaries and unlocked my favorite character, Krauser. Instead of his normal bow it was very pixelated and resembled the bow in Minecraft. Also, whenever I started a game of mercenaries on any character it immediately spawned me next to a bella sister and caused an instant death, so I
But by far the worst was separate ways. I had been anxiously waiting to fapsterbate because Ada is hot but boy were things taking a turn for the worst. For one thing, her revealing outfit had replaced with a full body suit covering every inch of skin, making her difficult to fap to.
It was too much to handle! The hyper realistic blood, the 80s, the semen, the body suit, the hacking, it was making me crack. I was going to end this. After fetching a quick snack because I had the munchies, I ran with my arms behind my back like Sonic and Naruto to my room and took the Resident Evil 4 disc out of my Wii. I threw it on the ground and broke it into a million pieces.
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