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[[File:AlbertoDeStalker.jpg|thumb|Alberto De Stalker]]
 
“MY"MY NAME IS ALBERTO DE STALKER!” Said the man cheerfully.
 
“Uh"Uh...hi” I said.
 
Alberto pulled out a cardboard cutout of Miley Cyrus. “AND"AND THIS IS MAH DOG, OLD LICKER”.
 
I started go back away, "Um...okay?”
 
Alberto grabbed my arm, “NOW"NOW WHERE YOU THINK YOU GOIN'?”
 
My heart started to race, “T"T-To class”.
 
“There"There is no class” Said Alberto.
 
I quickly slapped Alberto and ran down the stairs, through the lunchroom, and into the computer room.
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Alberto had a pistol and a McDonald's bag in his hand.
 
“AMERICAAAAAA"AMERICAAAAAA!!!” He screeched, shooting his pistol at the rows of computers.
 
I slap the McDonald's bag out of his hand. A Chicken McNugget crawls out like a little animal.
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The cardboard cutouts of Miley Cyrus come alive and start crawling all over the room.
 
Alberto gives me a devilish smile, “YES"YES MINIONS, YES! COME TO YOUR MASTER ALBERTO DE STALKER!”
 
Gerald is screaming in pain.
 
I step on his dick, “Be"Be quiet, Gerald. Your voice is annoying”.
 
Gerald looks like he's going to die. Oh well.
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