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I discovered I’mI'm masochistic.
 
What other reason is there to be doing this again?
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So I was just doing what I do being a gamer!
 
'''I hope you don’tdon't mean you’reyou're slouching on your couch for two days, eating pizza leftovers and peeing in a bottle. That is something I’dI'd rather not to know.'''
 
So I was playing a game and I heard a light gun shot I was wearing headphones so I didn't know if it was the game or not...
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I just sat there for a moment and pulled myself together. I heard it again but I had my headphones off this time I was worried.
 
'''So far, this seems relatively plausible. Who knows, maybe this won’twon't end being that bad. Not all Deletion Refugees has to be disasters, right?'''
 
I looked outsode and didn't see anything only grass and tree's.
 
'''Tree’sTree's what?'''
 
I lived across the street from a forest so I got more worried then I should have been.
 
'''If Slenderman appears I’llI'll make a fucking acrobatic pirouette and win a medal or something.'''
 
But then I heard a noise in my basement now I was worried the house I owned was very old and the floor's alway's made a squeaking sound.
 
'''-"I’mI'm worried my house is very old. Selling ancient real estate is a real pain in the ass"-'''
 
I had a gun so I went for it I opened the closet and there was a man standing there staring at me
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"You are dead" and "This is your last day"
 
'''Between the hundred little marks and the random scribbling, I’mI'm wondering how this guy’sguy's arms aren’taren't disintegrating onto the floor.'''
 
So I slammed the closet and turned around and right infront of my face was the man I was scared I opened the closet and he was in there too
 
'''Oh God, they’rethey're multiplying!'''
 
they walked toward's me and I screamed and they simultaniously said "Shhhh it is done"
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'''Let me get this straight.'''
 
'''You’reYou're in your house alone, which is swarmed by mutilated clones. Instead of taking advantage of their lack of eyes,since they’rethey're dangling and all, and getting out of your house, you instead choose to go to your room, lock yourself and investigate something that has no other way to be defined other than "zombie".'''
 
'''Yeah, this protagonist has the same IQ than the protagonists of the Scary Movie franchise. '''
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I jumped out my window and they got me while I was hurt
 
'''You’reYou're the one who got hurt jumping from a window on the first floor. Blame yourself for being terminally idiotic.'''
 
and now I am one of them writing this from my group and I found out what they were and what they wanted.
 
'''I can envision the author’sauthor's internal thoughts at this point. "Oh yes, I’llI'll insinuate I know what exactly is going on, and then I’llI'll end my story here! I’mI'm the master of suspense! Fuck the readers, let them stay confused FOREVER"-'''
 
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Overall I’dI'd say this story was better than the videogames one, but it still has a few stuff that makes me want to read literary masterpieces to avoid a cerebral meltdown.
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