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This is a message to all of you fucking haters and trolls out there. Stop fucking hating on my content. I'm actually fucking trying here, okay? Fuck off, you dumbass cunt piece of ass-shit fricks.
"One day I woke up to the sound of a knock at my door. I looked outside my window, but realized I wasn't even out of bed yet, and my fucking head hurts, and now the guy's coming inside and he has a fucking knife." These were the last words of one of the many victims of the Sonic.exe Murders. May this memorial say something about those people, either retarded or psychotic," said the Mayor of Townsville, after a long-ass speech about how three toddlers saved everyone. "Oh, yes, and girls," he continued, "Learn how to fucking knock. Ms. Bellum was giving me a Bye-Bye Blowj- I mean, a C'ya Smoochie." "But sri we savvd u" retorted the girls, immediately getting pissed. "We r suprem!!!" continued the girls, as they became a single logo that everyone thinks is cool and hip nowadays. They became the ultimate autistic lifeforms, and attacked the city with fidget spinners and Dabbing Destroyers. "Oh shit, emergency meeting, guys," screamed the Mayor, calling Congress and U.S. President Dolan Krump. "Okay guys so it turns out superheroes can go bad," the Mayor said, sparking conversation. "Kill the internet," stated Congress. "This conversation requires tremendous stamina," spoke aloud Krump, immediately running around the room with his very own tremendous stamina. "That's very nice, Dolan, but we have a problem at hand. Our own superheroes literally fucked Townsville in the ass." "We determine what is right and what is wrong, and Mayor, you are wrong. Get sent to the 'Jail' space,
▲"One day I woke up to the sound of a knock at my door. I looked outside my window, but realized I wasn't even out of bed yet, and my fucking head hurts, and now the guy's coming inside and he has a fucking knife." These were the last words of one of the many victims of the Sonic.exe Murders. May this memorial say something about those people, either retarded or psychotic," said the Mayor of Townsville, after a long-ass speech about how three toddlers saved everyone. "Oh, yes, and girls," he continued, "Learn how to fucking knock. Ms. Bellum was giving me a Bye-Bye Blowj- I mean, a C'ya Smoochie." "But sri we savvd u" retorted the girls, immediately getting pissed. "We r suprem!!!" continued the girls, as they became a single logo that everyone thinks is cool and hip nowadays. They became the ultimate autistic lifeforms, and attacked the city with fidget spinners and Dabbing Destroyers. "Oh shit, emergency meeting, guys," screamed the Mayor, calling Congress and U.S. President Dolan Krump. "Okay guys so it turns out superheroes can go bad," the Mayor said, sparking conversation. "Kill the internet," stated Congress. "This conversation requires tremendous stamina," spoke aloud Krump, immediately running around the room with his very own tremendous stamina. "That's very nice, Dolan, but we have a problem at hand. Our own superheroes literally fucked Townsville in the ass." "We determine what is right and what is wrong, and Mayor, you are wrong. Get sent to the 'Jail' space, niggaaaa," replied Congress. "China, bing bing bong bong," told Krump, to which Congress replies "Sir. That's fucking racist. You can go to jail for that." But, then, suddenly, the computer screen that just so happened to be in front of them turned on in front of them, showcasing none other than the Devil himself. "I am utterly disappointed with humanity, and for once in his life, God agrees with me. So, I'm going to bring back one of the worst epidemics of Townsville to correct this shit. Don't fucking destroy my fap material, Jesus fucking Christ. And yes, I can use the Lord's name in vain, because I'm literally the anti-Christian, satanist angel that owns hell. Goodbye, Townsville," the Devil himself finished. The monitor turned off, and everyone screamed in agony. "Oh Cnohooioonooaoo" screamed everyone, in agony. X himself appeared on the monitor, and then he pointed at everyone. "Ready for Round 3?" he asked.
SONIC.EXE/ROUND3
This is the story of Nye Ferrari, Townsville's most famous scientific food reviewer. He was doing a collaboration food review with JoeysWorldTour on his Youtube channel, which had exactly 6.66 subscribers. "and that was the food review," Nye Ferrari said, after he set the Winner Winner Chicken Dinner chicken dinner rolls on a scale, weighed it, and set the meal in the trash, "fuck you joey, kthx." Joey's heart was broken and of course he decided to die. Later, a nihilistic Nye Ferrari went to check out his subscriptions, and then he saw the channel named The SammyClassicSonicFan Archive. "oh my god it's an archive because that youtuber is probably dead lemme check out if it's still on youtube," Nye told us as he searched up
SONIC.EXE & KNUCKLES & KNUCKLES & KNUCKLES
Nye decided to
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