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But
first, a premise:
never cared about any particular franchise, I just used to rent whatever looked
a fun game at a blockbuster near my
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the Sonic franchise as I had never owned a Sega console.
think it might have been called Sonic Heroes. Also the fact that in the back of
the cover there was a white bat with a remarkable cleavage did not influence my
decision of renting the game because
Nothing
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But
now that
A way to trick you into entering the horrifying world of Sonic!
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I
I saw the cover of ''that game ''I decided
to buy it. I remembered having fun with
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its games must have been at least good if not exceptional. Thinking back there must have been something
else that made me desire that game so much, maybe it was a subliminal message
designed to enthrall simpler minds. No, that
smart gamer! A subliminal message
something more… sinister. Something dark. An evil force that resided within the
game and is probably still there, Lurking, hiding, waiting for its next
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an interminably long loading screen I was in the game. I was playing as Sonic,
and following me was Tails (I know the names because I did a lot of research on
Deaviantart.com. You
sight of which, by the way left me
completely unaffected). I was in the town I saw in those ten seconds of
cutscene. I could feel there was something
a bit …off but at that time I
some guys with a ridiculous looking uniform blocked the way.
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He
told me something I
Another
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I
then had to do some sort of mission where I had to run through rings. The mission would have been relatively
easy if the developers
rotate 180 degrees at the most inconvenient times. I thought it was an original
idea to add more difficulty to an otherwise easy minigame. And then…
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I
started to wonder about the utility of those loading screens. Surely you
need to reload the whole city every single time something happened. No sane
developer would publish a game with these load times I thought. Then why? What
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one, massive, beach.
That's
when it all started. It was so sudden,
there were glitches everywhere. Sonic would just ignore the laws of
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And
the town… oh god the town! The town itself
people! When they talked they moved the their mouth and gesticulated like a
normal person would, they were trying to speak, to scream, to warn you to turn
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The
next level
was no sea. I will not describe it because I would just repeat myself.
rather get to what happened after that level.
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avoided them all. I Kept running in circles around- him trying to find an
opening, I lunged at him with a homing attack but he blocked it effortlessly.
Before throwing
three words which are still seared in my mind, three words which I keep hearing
in my nightmares : "
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