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Once upon a time there was a man who was driving home from work. He pulled into a gas station because he needed gas. While it was filling up he went into the gas station store. There was not much inside other than some snacks and drinks. So anyway he buys a meal and gos to the clerk and hands hims his card. As he was reaching into pocket to get his card to pay for the meal he saw the man walking… wiread. "Has he pooped his panties" the man thought. The clerk bent over and the man saw that the clerk had indeed poopyed his pants.
"Sir! It seems you have poopyed
The man nearly gave up and let him self die, but he remembered that he just pad $60 for gas and he was not going to lose that. He took a bit out of his credit card and ran at the poopoo monster. he punch it but to no evel his hand got eaten by the poopy man. At this point he was nearing his last resort. He scrimed out to the poopy monster "Fuck you" And trow shit at him.
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He had too kill this big malaka. He blow of all the atoms in his poopy body and what do you know he was still standing. Before you knew it the second 50 cal had broken drown. But by this time he had enough points to pack-a-punch.
As he blow the big basterd up bit by bit he said his final line, "Poop... groovy" and blow the fecker up. The body off the clerk dropped form the poop and he woke up. "You saved me!" the clerk scream in joy "you saved me kind stranger!". The man shot the clerk in the head "take that you basterd". He walked out of the store right as his tank was full and
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