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'''Sonic.Exe vs The Toppler'''
One day, Thomas Simple received an odd sonic game. So, as a prank, he gave it to the Toppler (oh, we were laughing for days!), who was his next-door neighbour. Due to his stereotypical stupidity, the Toppler decided to play the game. One hour of blood and murder later, the Toppler turned off the game. Whilst it was very well made, the events had too much unnecessary gore, and the ending wasn't very good. He spun around on his chair, only to spot a bloody sonic plushie behind him. He quickly ate it so that his best friend, Dave the stuffed giraffe, wouldn't think that the Toppler was trying to replace him. Suddenly, Dave walked in as the
"Mmph," replied the Toppler, though given the context, Dave knew that he meant "Yes."
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"Actually, no," said the Sonic creature. "I am merely the humble servant of JC-The-Hyena, though I usually do all the work anyway."
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"The same," replied the Sonic creature. "My
"Not a very creative name, is it?" asked Dave.
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"Well, that was fun," said the Toppler.
"True, but I think we should get back to our dimension," replied Dave. As they stepped through a nearby portal, they heard odd, weeb-ish laughter, but gave no thought to it as they were whisked away. However, they found themselves not back at the
"Well, well, well," said the woman. "What have we here?"
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"What?" said the Toppler, visibly confused.
"I think she said, ‘My name is Big Jane Lebowski.
"Well then," said the Toppler, "let's finish her off before the lung cancer does." He got to his feet and started beating up all the blokes with guns. They fired upon the Toppler, causing him to flinch, though the bullets merely bounced off of his rippling biceps, since nobody fills the Toppler with lead!
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"Thanks Dave," said the Toppler. "But I'm pretty sure I could've handled it."
"Uh huh, sure," said Dave sarcastically. Suddenly, another portal opened nearby. The Toppler and Dave decided to head through it, since there didn't seem to be any other exits. They found themselves on a set of train tracks. Suddenly, they both heard an odd ‘teke-
'''The Tekegami vs The Toppler'''
As the ‘Teke-
"Why did you go to Japan, of all places?" asked Dave.
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"What did it say?" inquired the Toppler.
"‘He
"Right, let's just get going," said the Toppler, clenching his fists. Seeming to understand the
"What?" boomed JC. "How?"
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'''Davework vs The Toppler'''
As the stuffed giraffe got closer towards Dave and the Toppler, they noticed it was clutching a knife somehow, despite the fact it had no fingers. "I do admit," said Dave, "
"Even with the clock eye and knife," continued the Toppler.
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"Well? What are you waiting for?" shouted Dave to the Toppler. "Go get him!"
"Are you sure?" asked the Toppler, nervously. "I mean, he is my current opponent and all, but
Dave sighed. It looked like
"Well, that was a relatively short battle," said the Toppler as Dave walked back towards him. There was an awkward pause.
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"Behold!" boomed the voice of JC-The-Hyena from the sky. "Tiny Clockwork!"
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"Curses! Well, you shall not survive your next opponent!" bellowed JC. "Or, should that be… opponents?"
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"Is my next opponent a bus?" inquired the Toppler to nobody in particular. Dave sniggered. Suddenly, they heard 3 sets of footsteps. They could tell that there were 3 people because they were apparently master detectives.
"Oi, mates," said the leader. "Looks like
'''<s>Randy the Killer, Keith the Killler, and Troy </s>'''
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"Oh," said Randy, feeling incredibly embarrassed. "Well, we're still going to mug you."
"And if not," continued Keith, "we can always display why they call us ‘the Killers.
"I'm a stuffed giraffe!" yelled Dave. "I don't have pockets, let alone money!"
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{{*}} * *
The Toppler and Dave clapped as Randy, Keith, and Troy wrapped up their performance of ‘somebody told me.
"Well, are you going to give us your money now?" inquired Keith politely.
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"Seems like overkill," muttered Dave.
"They were 3 clones of Jeff!" replied the Toppler. "It was the one way I could be sure that
"Eh, fair point" said Dave, as another portal opened and they stepped through. They found themselves back in
"You have meddled in my affairs for the last time!" he boomed in his weebish voice.
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"They were probably just murderers who just liked killing anyone they came across!" yelled Dave.
"I
"Sadly, I
"Thou shalt remain in this place, ‘til thou dies! Thou shalt be defeated easily by mine robot suit!" bellowed JC, as a gigantic mech suit appeared behind him and he climbed in. It quickly powered up, and it charged at the Toppler,
"Alright, alright,
"Yeah, but
"Fair enough," said Dave. "But only for 5 more minutes!"
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{{*}} * *
5 minutes later, JC-The-
"I think
It was from President Sherwood, with an empty shot glass in his hand and a worried expression.
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