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It all started when found an EXTREME LASER TURD GATLING GUN! I found it while I was an intern at the white house government security branch. I found out that it shot EXPLODING LASER TURD MISSLES! Being the Jewish Terrorist Mormon Heretic I am, I shot them at my own parents, but they just turned into ghosts and haunted me for .666 seconds. I was also a republican, so I killed all the democrats. I continued my rampage until I had destroyed all of America, some of italy, and a small sliver of England. the British and Italian Armies declared war on me. I had only one person in the world who could help me, an exact replica of my 22nd dog, George Bush. The Armies quickly shot his ass up. I was forced to surrender, and I was locked in a dungeon where I was
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