Lost Angry Birds DVD: Difference between revisions

 

So, anyway, Once Upon a time, I was on a walk to the park, when I saw a DVD that had the Angry Birds logo on it, and it had pictures of Red, Chuck, and Bomb. It was in a paper sleeve. I put it in my pocket and played at the park for 1 hour. I then walked home and looked at the disc very carefully. I was about to pull the disc out, until I saw a note which said, "Warnung! Legen Sie diese Disc nicht in Ihren DVD-Player ein! Es enthält etwas Mist, den du nicht sehen willst, weil er dir Albträume beschert und dir die lebendige Scheiße einjagt. Wer diese DVD findet, vernichtet sie bitte sofort!". I just ignored it because it was in German, which is a language I do not speak. There were 2 other notes in there. One was in Spanish, and the other one was in Arabic, which is harder to understand, because the letters aren't like the ABC's that you would learn in Elementary School. The Spanish one said, "Si eres lo suficientemente valiente, únete a mí en esta increíble aventura mientras vemos el DVD" But I couldn't make out what the Arabic one said, and I don't want to type it on here, because it would be difficult to understand.

Anyway, I inserted the DVD into my player, and it took like a few minutes to load up. When the main menu came, there were all the Angry Birds lying dead on the floor while the Angry Birds Rap played in reverse. It's very hard to talk backwards because, it just is. I was going to press play, but something else caught my eye, Bonus Features. The Features included: Angry Birds Movie dead version, Angry Birds Rap horror version, Evil King Pig, and Bonus Scene: Matilda's death. I was like, whatever, and decided to watch this crap after the movie. I went back to the main menu, but the image was something else. It was King Pig.EXE and the music was replaced with pure nothingness. After about a minute of this shit, I pressed play on my remote.

 

 

The title said Angry Birds: Le film d'horreur creepypasta, which was in French. The movie began with Red, Chuck, and The Blues eating the flesh off of a Minion Pig, then Red said "Y'know, this should be the day we can get our eggs back" Then it cut to static. After the static, it showed Matilda with arrows in her body, with a character of what looked like Mickey Mouse, but he was dead, and was bleeding miserably. Only, this scene looked like a 5 year old would animate it. Then it cut to static again. Then it cut to a picture of The Blues on a leaf with their head feathers ripped off. They were super upset, then they said, "What has the earth done to us? Without the depths of hell, we wouldn't be alive right now. Goodbye cruel world." Then they had died. Then there was more static. But this time it was silent. It was the longest thing of static on the DVD. As it was on the TV, I picked up the paper sleeve and a piece of paper fell on the floor. It looked like some strange map of bird island, but it had object show eyes and a mouth. I know you won't believe me in a million years, but the truth is, it began to talk.

"¡Hola! Soy el mapa! Si necesitas llegar a la isla de los pájaros, ¡debes cantar conmigo!" Then, it started to sing.