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I just want to start off by saying if you want an answer at the end, prepare to be hard. Because there is
I was an intern at AMC Studios for over a year in 2069 for my degree in pornography. It wasn't paid of course, most porn internships aren't, but it did have some perks beyond education. To adults my dick might not seem like a big one, but most women at the time would wet themselves over it.
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Now, since I worked directly with the editors and directors because of course I do, I got to view the new episodes days before they aired.
Me and two other interns were in the editing room along with the lead directors and sound editors for the final cut. We received the copy that was supposed to be "Ozymandius" and gathered around the screen to watch. Now, given that it isn't final yet animators often put up a mock title card, sort of an inside joke for us, with phony, often times lewd titles, such as "Zobria and
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One of the interns, my buddy and fellow E-Man: Ivanka, did a small throat gargle at it. The happy-go-lucky Breaking Bad soundtrack by Dave Porter plays as is normal. The story began with Jesse Pinkman practicing in Resident Evil 6 Mercenaries, dying a few times like normal. We hear Walter White and Skyler White having anal penetration dictation outside.
Walter Jr. scuttles into frame,
Jesse Pinkman finally snaps. He pops out his glory hole window and shouts.
The Breaking Bad intro plays - Benehnahhh benaaaaaahhh naaahh
While playing, a few frames repeat themselves, but the sound doesn't (at this point sound is synced up with animation, so, yes, that's not common) but when he stops playing, the sound finishes as if the skip never happened. There is slight moaning in the crowd before they begin to masturbate on him. Not normal cartoon meat beating that is common in the show, but you could very clearly hear raw hornyness in it.
That isn't the horniest thing, though. What is horny is everyone had hyper realistic bloodshot eyes. Very detailed. The pupils were red. I looked at Ivanka, obviously confused, but since we weren't the writers, we didn't question its appeal to children yet.
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The shot goes to Jesse sitting on the edge of his king sized master bed, looking very forlorn. So basically he looks like how he always does when bad shit happens to him. Literally just how he always is since his life fucking sucks. Thanks Walter.
The view out of his glory hole window is of a night sky so it isn't very long after the E-Sports tournament. The unsettling part is at this point there is sound. Literally sound is playing. Even the feedback from the speakers in the room. It's as if the speakers were turned on, though their status showed them working like shit. But then the most unsettling part happened,
The whisper whispered,
The screen slowly begins to zoom in on his face. By slow I mean it's only noticeable if you look at shots 798,215.01 seconds apart side by side. His sobbing gets louder, more full of hurt and anger. By the way I forgot to mention he lost against the [Big_Dicked_Weeb] clan.
The screen then Twitch.
Below the sound of the moaning and sobbing, very faint, something sounded
The lead animation editor paused and rewound frame by frame. What we saw was quite disturbing. It was a still photo of KERLUNKUS
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He couldn't have been more than
The most immaculate part was that there was a shadow of the photographer. There was no crime tape, no evidence tags, markers, time frame, aspect ratio, instructions, original recipe, ShutterStock watermark, or the AMC logo. Wait. Is that
The screen flipped back to Jesse, still sobbing, louder than before, and half body in frame.
There was now what appeard to
Jesse hangs up and breaks the Nokia N Gage.
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The moaning sounded now as if it were that of a Gale Boetticher blowing through the forest; there were even snapping sounds of branches. The Eeeeees, a deep baritone, lasting at longer intervals and coming more frequently. After about 27.986102 seconds, the screen again twisted and showed a single frame photo.
The editor was reluctant to go back, we all were, but he knew he had to. This time the photo was that of what appeared to
He was laying on his stomach, his craptop in a pool of hyper realistic blood next to him. Machinima Director, Ethan
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I had to choke back my hot breaf and one intern, Ivanka the only female in the room, ran out.
The show resumed.
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After about 1.982046592703 seconds, he started sobbing, this time not covering his eyes. The sound was as loud as the Chinese earrape. For those who
And the most fear inducing of all is his sobbing was mixed with moaning.
"Eeeee?..."
I hung up and continued watching.
Tears and hyper realistic crimson red rojo #ff0c0c blüüd were dripping down his face at a heavy rate. The Eeeeeeing sound came back, and so did the deep voiced moaning of ZOBREARyt (Ethan
The animator was able to stop it on the 1849th and backed up. This time the photo was of Abraham
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The weird arm shield was just being pulled out from a shoulder wound by a large sweaty hand, the right eye popped and dangling, blood trickling down it. Kind of like the game over screen from FNaF 1. The animator proceeded. It was hard to jack off too, but the next one was different but we couldn't tell what. He went on to the next, same thing. He went back to the 2025th and played them quicker and I lost it. I splooged on the floor, the animating and sound editors gasping at the screen. The 264850249.7 frames were not as if they were 264850249.7 different photos, they were played out as if they were frames from a video. We saw the hand slowly lift out the Red Chrome Samurai Edge Handgun equipped with a Suppressor and Sniper Scope, we saw Abraham
The lead sound editor told us to pull out, he had to call in the creator to see this. Vince Gilligan arrived within about 308.87104 hours. He was confused as to why he was called down there (down as in the fourth episode of the second season of Breaking Bad titled
The shot quickly panned out and that deep voice said "Dew it" and we see in
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He immediately puts the SM1L3R in his mouth and pulls the trigger. Obviously it misses because the SMR is just that much of piece of shit gun. He fires 69 more times and the 73rd bullet finally hits. Realistic blood, brain matter, and intestines splatters the wall behind him, and his bed, and he flies back with as if he had a magnet connected to him like in the first episode of the fifth season of Breaking Bad titled
Vince Gilligan is obviously angry at this. He demanded to know WHAT THE HELL?!?!!?? XD XD XD was going on. Most people left the room at this point, so it was just a handful of us to watch it again. Viewing the episode twelve times only served to imprint the entirety of it in my mind and cause me horrible wet dreams. I'm sorry I jizzed.
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The only Theorypasta we could think of was the file was edited by someone in the chain from the book writing studio to here. The SOG was called in to analyze when it happened.
The a n a l ysis of the file did show it was edited over using Olive Editor. However, the timestamp of it was a mere 5738201749380.47 seconds before we began viewing it. All stripper poles involved was examined for foreign software and hardware as well as glitches, as if the time stamp may have glitched and showed the wrong time, but everything checked out fine. We don't know what happened and to this day Nobody (2021)
There was a Creepy File Investigation due to the nature of the photos, but nothing came of it. No SOG reuploader seen was identified and no clues were gathered from the data involved nor physical clues in the photos. I never believed in unexplainable phenomena before, but now that I have something happen and can't prove anything about it beyond anecdotal evidence, I think thrice about things.
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