SpongeBob's Last Roll: Difference between revisions

 

I was extremely confused. It was obviously a troll. I guess he knew I wouldn't get close to a SpongeBob episode. I hated that show with a burning passion. I guess he wanted me to review the episode to see if there was any errors. Boy was I wrong. I waited for the intro to end. The title of the episode was "No Strangers to Love". Pretty odd name to a SpongeBob episode. This is the part that got weird. The episode started with a laugh. It was Spongebob's. I hated that laugh. But it wasn't normal. It was slowed down to sound demented. Then it turned to a scared Sandy. Her eyes were big and her face was as pale as her fear stricken eyes. If cut back to SpongeBob. He was holding flowers. I quickly understood the situation. SpongeBob must've had a crush on Sandy and SpongeBob got rejected. Spongebob's also had a gun in his hand. I looked in horror as it cut to Patrick, sprawled out with blood coming out from under him. He was DEAD!!?! Had SpongeBob shot him? I was confused. This couldn't be a SpongeBob episode. The first words of dialogue were… "SpongeBob, why did you do this?" said Sandy. SpongeBob spoke in a low voice. It didn't sound like SpongeBob. "You know the rules." "What?" said Sandy. "So do I." I understood the plot of the episode bit better. SpongeBob and Sandy were in a relationship already and Sandy was cheating with Patrick. It was unlike Sandy. She seemed like a likable character. "Spongebob I'm sorry." Sandy said. "Sure you are, I bet you also want full commitment. Well at least that was what I was thinking of." Said SpongeBob. "You wouldn't be able to get it from any other guy, especially Patrick." SpongeBob had hatred in his eyes. Like he was about to slit someone's throat. "I knew you cheating on me." SpongeBob said scarily. "I wanted to tell you how I was feeling. This was the only way to make you understand." "SpongeBob! Our relationship was broken, we didn't love each other. It was doomed from the start!" Said Sandy. SpongeBob raised his hand and slapped Sandy. "Sandy." SpongeBob said. "I hope you know that I'm never going to give you up. I didn't wanna let you down. I didn't EVER want to turn around and desert you." Sandy started walking back tripping over Patrick's limp body. SpongeBob raised his voice. "I don't want to make you cry. I don't want to say goodbye. I never told a lie. I don't want to hurt you. SpongeBob pulled the trigger on Sandy. Sandy's head exploded into little bits. It was the most horrifying site I've ever seen. I started vomiting. It was so brutal. SpongeBob then put the trigger to his head. I covered my eyes as fast as I could. I heard a gun shot. BOOM!!! It was loud. The screen turned black, then it said the message that made me want to scream…,

The tape ejected itself. I curled up in a ball and cried. I later on burnt the tape and went to sleep. After that I've never been the same since. But ever since then, I can't get Spongebob's words out of my head.

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