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I'm a total Talking Tom fan much like everyone else, I like the newer games, but I don't mind playing the classics. Talking Tom 2 is my favourite game of the series - seeing a baby Tom tumble out of the box was an absolutely heart-melting moment;
I would say I come from a somewhat strict Christian background: my family has never missed a Sunday church service. We would say our prayers before every meal and every night before bed - my parents were devout Christians. I myself always silently held questions about our faith, but usually would remind myself that
You may be wondering, why is my religion relevant to Talking Tom? What is the link between the two subjects. That is where the disaster comes in. It was the regular Sunday church service, we were stood singing the words
When I arrived home, I decided to play on Talking Ben. Ben seemed like the wiser of Talking
I sat there, staring wide-eyed in utter shock. Ben slammed down the phone. What kind of sick, twisted joke was this? What insanity had I provoked? I threw my phone across the room, I could not stand to see
Ben proceeded to kill me 34,879,163.8364736 times, then banished me to the hottest hole of hell. He kicked me, he flicked me, he stabbed me in the ass! Not only was I smacked, but killed too! Ben then made me eat tofu, which I enjoyed as Ben was always known for making good tofu... but then the tofu made me die! My ass was truly
I then suffered death, death in which I was killed like a dead guy getting killed to death by a killer of death who kills a guy dead. I had a death so deadly, that I died, and then un-died before proceeding to die again. After dying, I was thrown into the burning fires of Heck to forever be broiled and watch as Ben murdered everyone I held close to me, until, all of a sudden, I died. This is my warning to you. Do not underestimate such a simple mobile app, or else you may suffer the same fate which I did.
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