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So it was around 11:00 PM, and as I was retreating to the comfort of my bedroom to watch my mime program, it happened. Something impossible... something... unholy. Now, before you call me paranoid and behave like a foolish peasant, please understand that no one, not even a horsefly, was here in my cottage with me.
As a matter of fact, my village was complete empty. It was as if all of my familiars had vanished into thin air. Now, I've already told you to get off the game of Pong. Let it go, you hobknocker. Anyways, what I'm trying to say is that my controller was missing, and
Now, there is no way I could've flipped it over by mistake, so don't even go there. Auto-play was disabled as well. Joe Rogan is straight ballsack, and I'm not buying into his communist agenda. He can go right on back to whatever planet he came from. You hear that, Jamie? I'm through! Anyways, I was slightly rattled by what was before me. However, it was not because of the fact that my cottage was vacant, bar myself, and my controller was somehow abducted and my program switched; more so by the fact that I was forced to behold the face of Rogan!
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